228345 Bullies, 4622 online  
  • Register
Our Sponsors:

Results 551 to 560 of 655
Page 56 of 66 FirstFirst ... 6465253545556 57585960 ... LastLast
Sponsored Links Spacer Image
  1. TKD Black Belt is offline
    TKD Black Belt's Avatar

    Keeeeee-Yeah!

    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    In a van down by the river.
    Posts
    2,230

    Posted On:
    12/21/2006 6:02pm


     Style: Whoo-Hoo-Fu!

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Alright I'll try my hand at this:

    Quote Originally Posted by Seafood

    First there's the written which consists of 12 questions:
    1. Why is a Training Camp needed in order to take the Brown Sash test?
    - Who else is going to help build the Pagoda?


    Quote Originally Posted by Seafood
    2. Is Bobbing and Weaving a practical technique?
    - One word, BANANA!


    Quote Originally Posted by Seafood
    3. Which is most important to know "Chi Sao", "Phon Sao" or "Lin Sil Die Dar"?
    - Trick question, the answer is Double Chung Choi!


    Quote Originally Posted by Seafood
    4. Why do we use the Progressive Chart & Strategic Outlind?
    - Easier to plot the progression of student's banking information.


    Quote Originally Posted by Seafood
    5. What is the #1 Weapon in Fang Shen Do?
    - Dog Poop?


    Quote Originally Posted by Seafood
    6.What ar some advantages and disadvantages of using elbow techniques?
    - Man should not live by wrist alone...


    Quote Originally Posted by Seafood
    7. What is the difference between a "Key Word" and a "Daily Affirmation"?
    - Price of the Seminar?


    Quote Originally Posted by Seafood
    8. What is the difference between normal speed and efficient speed?
    - See Question #2


    Quote Originally Posted by Seafood
    9. In Phon Sao Rotation (one hand), what is accomplished?
    - LOL, a happy ending!


    Quote Originally Posted by Seafood
    10. At what point in your training does speed and power come into balance?
    - After the Speed and Power Seminar in association with the Power and Speed Camp.


    Quote Originally Posted by Seafood
    11.In asking for the hands, what is most important? Explain.
    - Well you have to make sure that he's not a cop first then you follow him into the........ Oh wait, um I dunno?


    Quote Originally Posted by Seafood
    12 What are Basic Hand Sweeping Motions? Explain.
    - Reach for wallet, pull out bills, hand to Seafood, repeat.....

    Whew, hope I did okay....

    TKD

    THIS IS NOT AN EXIT


    "Ladies and gentlemen, the pilot has instructed everyone to sit the **** down and shut the **** up." Henry Rollins
      #551
  2. Corvus is offline

    Registered Member

    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Posts
    100

    Posted On:
    12/21/2006 8:25pm


     Style: MMA

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    "16. At this point in your training what do you hope to accomplish and what are your future goals now that you're at this level?"

    - Not get ass handed to me by BJJ practitioner with 2 weeks experience
      #552
  3. n00b is offline
    n00b's Avatar

    Registered Member

    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    Ottawa
    Posts
    727

    Posted On:
    12/21/2006 8:57pm


     Style: BJJ

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Quote Originally Posted by Corvus
    "16. At this point in your training what do you hope to accomplish and what are your future goals now that you're at this level?"

    - Not get ass handed to me by BJJ practitioner with 2 weeks experience

    OH NOES! YOU FAILED AT TEH GR4PPL0RZ!

    tell him what he's won, Don! *grin*
      #553
  4. Doctor X is offline
    Doctor X's Avatar

    ARGUMENTUM AD LATINUM DICTIONAIRUM

    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Posts
    4,383

    Posted On:
    12/21/2006 11:49pm

    Bullshido Newbie
     Style: Argumenta ad Rem

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Mount
    Brown Sash Test. It is as follows:
    1. Why is a Training Camp needed in order to take the Brown Sash test?

    Because you have taught us ****-all in the regular classes.


    2. Is Bobbing and Weaving a practical technique?

    In fighting, yes. This is why it is not allowed in FSD.


    3. Which is most important to know "Chi Sao", "Phon Sao" or "Lin Sil Die Dar"?

    Trick Question--whichever is only covered in the Training Camp.

    4. Why do we use the Progressive Chart & Strategic Outlind?

    Because it wastes time we could be using sparring and in non-compliant training.

    5. What is the #1 Weapon in Fang Shen Do?

    Denial.

    6.What ar some advantages and disadvantages of using elbow techniques?

    They work.
    They work.


    7. What is the difference between a "Key Word" and a "Daily Affirmation"?

    $300 and the Black Sash Club.


    8. What is the difference between normal speed and efficient speed?

    In normal speed you flail at a compliant opponent. With efficient speed he falls down as required.

    9. In Phon Sao Rotation (one hand), what is accomplished?

    Bullshidoists laugh at us.

    10. At what point in your training does speed and power come into balance?

    Only after we sign the contract.


    11.In asking for the hands, what is most important? Explain.

    It is most important that we lick palms first. It is disrespectful to avoid the semen.


    12 What are Basic Hand Sweeping Motions? Explain.

    We grip your shaft not to firmly by the index finger and thumb of one hand, then palm your head with the other. Rub in a clockwise direction.

    1. Give three reasons for using specific meditation techniques?

    Wastes time.
    Requires a seminar to learn.
    Wastes more time.


    2. With your Black Sash 12 months away, what can you do to prepare for it?

    Join the Black Sash Masters Club.

    3. What do we mean by the "Stop Hit Concept"?

    Do not actually compete or spar.

    4. What qualities should a stalker possess?

    No education.
    No sense of decency.
    Membership in the Black Sash Club.


    5. Why do we "Hold the Breath" in all breathing exercises?

    So we do not pass out when we swallow.


    6. Explain Patience and Enthusiasm.

    If only we would pay more, we would learn. All in time.


    --J.D.
      #554
  5. PeterPantsless is offline

    Registered Member

    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Capital City
    Posts
    243

    Posted On:
    12/22/2006 8:04am


     Style: MT. Grappling

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Quote Originally Posted by C-Joke
    1. Why is a Training Camp needed in order to take the Brown Sash test?
    I have often asked myself that same question. Answer? FSD are a bunch of greedy hacks. That and the dog couldn't make it to the city.

    Quote Originally Posted by C-Joke
    2. Is Bobbing and Weaving a practical technique?
    Not when I could break out a PHON SAO #15!!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by C-Joke
    3. Which is most important to know "Chi Sao", "Phon Sao" or "Lin Sil Die Dar"?
    Hmmmm. Let's see. Lin sil die dar sucks ass, so that ain't it. Phon Sao, also suck ass. I've accidently touched some boob in Chi Sao, so that gets my vote!

    Quote Originally Posted by C-Joke
    4. Why do we use the Progressive Chart & Strategic Outlind?
    Because it is the most advanced martial arts training tool in existance. Charts beat live training any day!

    Quote Originally Posted by C-Joke
    5. What is the #1 Weapon in Fang Shen Do?
    The alluring, silky, smoothness of the sash.

    Quote Originally Posted by C-Joke
    6.What ar some advantages and disadvantages of using elbow techniques?
    Advantages: My elbows are deadly as ****.
    Disadvantages: They wrinkle my BBC shirt.

    Quote Originally Posted by C-Joke
    7. What is the difference between a "Key Word" and a "Daily Affirmation"?
    Not much difference. Both are useless. Stupidest **** ever.

    Quote Originally Posted by C-Joke
    8. What is the difference between normal speed and efficient speed?
    Its all in how you cook it.

    Quote Originally Posted by C-Joke
    9. In Phon Sao Rotation (one hand), what is accomplished?
    Training time is wasted.

    Quote Originally Posted by C-Joke
    10. At what point in your training does speed and power come into balance?
    When I left and joined a real school.

    Quote Originally Posted by C-Joke
    11.In asking for the hands, what is most important? Explain.
    You don't want to come on too strong here. You want to be genuine enough, to get laid; but non challant enough, to never call her again. It is a fine line. Like blind folded chi sao.

    Quote Originally Posted by C-Joke
    12 What are Basic Hand Sweeping Motions? Explain.
    You want to carress lightly at first. Then move on to a "come hither" motion. The you are gigging!

    Quote Originally Posted by C-Joke
    1. Give three reasons for using specific meditation techniques?
    Nah:qright5:

    Quote Originally Posted by C-Joke
    2. With your Black Sash 12 months away, what can you do to prepare for it?
    Open up a savings account for all of the kick ass seminars that will be offered. Anti aging, medition, arrow breaking, fire walking. WOW! Most places bring in names from outside the school, in an effort to learn new things. But not FSD. They know everything!!

    Quote Originally Posted by C-Joke
    3. What do we mean by the "Stop Hit Concept"?
    When mounted, yelling, "STOP HITTING ME!!!!!", is the most effective FSD tool.

    Quote Originally Posted by C-Joke
    4. What qualities should a stalker possess?
    Hmm. Should I ask Stephan D?

    Quote Originally Posted by C-Joke
    5. Why do we "Hold the Breath" in all breathing exercises?
    The fetid smell of dogshit bliss, should be taken in modest amounts.

    Quote Originally Posted by C-Joke
    6. Explain Patience and Enthusiasm.
    **** it.

    Merry Christmas Fangers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      #555
  6. Corvus is offline

    Registered Member

    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Posts
    100

    Posted On:
    12/22/2006 8:55am


     Style: MMA

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Quote Originally Posted by n00b
    OH NOES! YOU FAILED AT TEH GR4PPL0RZ!

    tell him what he's won, Don! *grin*
    Couldn't help it.

    He had a banana. A BANANA!!!!!! *curls into fetal position*
      #556
  7. newbie is offline

    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Posts
    1

    Posted On:
    12/22/2006 9:53am

    Bullshido Newbie
     

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    TKD, please contact Sifu Scott and ask him for a friendly match. This would be the true test of your character and finesse. Good friggn luck!! lol You aint gonna beat that brick house.
    Let us know when and where and Im sure we will all be there.

    In any case, have a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all.
      #557
  8. PeterPantsless is offline

    Registered Member

    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Capital City
    Posts
    243

    Posted On:
    12/22/2006 10:05am


     Style: MT. Grappling

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    TKD BB has done more than enough already. If the FSD C-fus want to represent, let them fight in APEX.

    I'd like to give a special shout out to Xader, and invite him to post.
      #558
  9. n00b is offline
    n00b's Avatar

    Registered Member

    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    Ottawa
    Posts
    727

    Posted On:
    12/22/2006 10:10am


     Style: BJJ

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Quote Originally Posted by newbie
    TKD, please contact Sifu Scott and ask him for a friendly match. This would be the true test of your character and finesse. Good friggn luck!! lol You aint gonna beat that brick house.
    Let us know when and where and Im sure we will all be there.

    In any case, have a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all.
    I can beat up someone I'm 100 pounds heavier than! It must be the FSD skillz.

    (And stop dragging my good name thru the mud.... lol)
    Last edited by n00b; 12/22/2006 10:14am at .
      #559
  10. Askari is offline

    The Bottom Brick

    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Posts
    2,069

    Posted On:
    12/22/2006 12:10pm


     Style: BJJ, Ju-Jitsu

    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Quote Originally Posted by newbie
    TKD, please contact Sifu Scott and ask him for a friendly match. This would be the true test of your character and finesse. Good friggn luck!! lol You aint gonna beat that brick house.
    Let us know when and where and Im sure we will all be there.

    In any case, have a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all.
    Merry Christmas as well and welcome to the forum.

    Are you the official agent for Mr. Scott? You are aware that there are weight classes involved right? And your boy will have to fork over if he cant make weight.....
    "Sifu, I"m niether - I'm a fire dragon so don't **** with me!"
      #560

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Powered by vBulletin™© contact@vbulletin.com vBulletin Solutions, Inc. 2011 All rights reserved.