Thread: Ban guns!

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    Ban guns!

    :qleft1: Spread the word and write to your senators, representatives and governors to ban all firearms so that the membership at dojos everywhere will go up and drive the monthly dues into the single digits.

    Nearly Sincearly,

    popcracklesnap

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    but guns are awesome and without them, the largest people would rule as gods. Do you want to go to some sort of Urkan system where we pick a leader by height?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Popcracklesnap
    :qleft1: Spread the word and write to your senators, representatives and governors to ban all firearms so that the membership at dojos everywhere will go up and drive the monthly dues into the single digits.

    Nearly Sincearly,

    popcracklesnap
    Mr. popcracklesnap, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this forum is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

    Really, you zero grasp of the concept of supply and demand. If the demand for MA training went up ........the monthy dues would go up.

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    I dispute your prophecy of inflashun! Surely the senseis have sense to not force their current students into the poorhouse to continue study. One shihan can teach upwards of 30 at once if (s)he has enough sho dans that sho up. The small dojos would have to expand or be kicked out of business by the places that have the floor space and blackbelts (or have the money to purchase said floorspace and blackbelts) to make a profit off 9 bux a month. Many other factors to consider if I do say so my ownself. However, what commonsense I do have whispers that guns will never be banned in america. WELL, technically speaking, youd have to be rich and have no life to own an actual GUN whose caliber is measured in inches, so most people just own pistols, carbines, rifles, shotguns, and civilianized assault rifles.

    HAY come to think of it, I coulda bought me a 9mm witht he money I spend on krotty and the Eighth Light Gentle Way.

    Even More Nearly Sincerely

    popcracklesnap

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyCache
    but guns are awesome and without them, the largest people would rule as gods. Do you want to go to some sort of Urkan system where we pick a leader by height?
    The largest and the most skilled. I think even with my light weight my Bjj and speed would let me fight my way to at least a Cruise Weight Overlord if not a straight Light heavy Imperial Dragon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rino86
    The largest and the most skilled. I think even with my light weight my Bjj and speed would let me fight my way to at least a Cruise Weight Overlord if not a straight Light heavy Imperial Dragon.
    Pfft. Whatever. You'll all bow before me, your Nail Through Stick Dictator, sooner or later.

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    i keep tryin to spar, but nothin happens! supporting member

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    this thread sucks, even by gitmo standards.

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    Without guns you couldn't be drug out into the street and shot.

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