7th mystery school(Colorado)- new age bullshido mixed with martial arts BS

Einar Fridgeirs · 10-20-2006, 02:00 PM

Anyone been involved with or know anything about this steaming pile of shit?

http://www.7thmysteryschool.com/index.asp

This appears to be primarily a new-age school, but there is a martial arts aspect to this bullshido:

Quote:

Your Initiator will be Gudni Gudnason, Master Teacher of Rocky Mountain Mystery School. Gudni is a native of Iceland. He was trained in the Universal Kabbalah by Rabbi Horowitz in England, Celtic Shamanism By Sir Gawain in England/Wales, and Ritual Magick by the Golden Dawn in England. Gudni has also spent time in Tibet, India, and Africa. The time in these locations furthered Gudni’s knowledge and abilities.

Gudni is a Black Belt Martial Artist, and has been awarded his own style Fujukado. Gudni is a successful businessman in Europe and America. Gudni was awarded Businessman of the Year, April 2003.

Other Programs Are Available: Gudni teaches Universal Kabbalah, Shaolin Martial Arts, Ritual Master Program, The Annual RMMS Teachers Program, King Salomon Healing Modality, and Artemis Hall.

Well, turns out this Guðni character is familiar to a few of the older people involved at my BJJ club. He made a fool of himself in the Icelandic martial arts community in the 1980s when he formed his "Fujukado" school(I´ll let you guess what that stands for) and tried to convince people he was a martial arts master. He also ran a bodyguarding school and got busted by the cops for speeding while giving "high-speed getaway" classes - in open traffic!

He has apparently moved on since then and expanded into the whole new age/mysticism thing.

This guy claims probably THE most outrageous linage of all time, pity it´s not a martial arts linage per se, more to do with his spiritualism scam:

Quote:

1977 GUDNI GUDNASON YPSISSIMUS
1965 HAROLD D MATHERS YPSISSIMUS
1947 JACQUES de MOLAY MAGUS HERMETICUS
1929 NATHANIEL FORTIER MAGUS HERMETICUS
1913 MACGREGOR MATHERS YPSISSIMUS
1875 FRATER SOFIAS DELATO de MARCO
1818 FRATER del SOL
1818 FRATER del FRABATO SINGUS
1745 FREDRIC PARAMAGNUS
1695 ALBERTUS KARL von HOHENHEIM
1537 PARACELSUS von HOHENHEIM
1498 FRANCES von HOHENHEIM
1443 PASCAL de VONCRER
1397 KURT von SLAMMECK ( Austria ? )
1268 LEON de JESUS
1205 JUAN CARLOS de MOSES
1156 SINCLAIR FRANCESCO
1101 LARNACA FRANCESCO
1067 BENJAMIN BEN FERNANDO
1004 ABRAHAM BEN MOSES
945 ABRAHAM FROM GALILEA
933 JACKOLIN from SANTUS
878 SATRI FROM GREECE
805 RICKARDO BLACK
756 SPORTANIUS the BUTCHER
698 RAFN WILLIAMS
623 SOLUS from FRANCE
590 SILUS from SALTA
555 PONTIUS from GREECE
497 SALASAR the BRAVE
435 NATHANIEL
390 BALTASAR
339 MIKAEL from CYPRES
266 CHRISTIAN GRVAEL
209 FREDRICIA from LESBOS
178 ALEXANDRA from HAMA
142 SAL
112 SINDRI from THE ISLAND
78 ABRAHAM CRISTOS ( Greece ? )
35 BARTHOLOMEW
12 PAUL
1 JESUS
BC :
3 JOHN
30 SAUL
79 NATHANIEL
125 AURIEL del FARNAS
176 KARNAL FILEOS
215 ALTRUSIOS
297 THEOFILIUS BRAXAS
345 PANDRIL the SKOF
390 LAKSAM
365 SARAPRIM PREED
435 MALKEN PREED
489 KALDREN the GREAT
576 DAVID from THE VALLEY
649 LARUS of NADIA
750 SARIEM
820 SHAPAEL
875 NATRUL
928 KING SALOMON
1015 KING DAVID
1075 GORAK (a definite known lineage ends)
1107 SARTUSS
1173 EPHRAIM
1280 BENJAMON
1390 JOSEPH
1590 SINKRAT
1872 ABRAHAM
1973 REY
1994 NOAH
3013 ENOCH
3070 ADAM

He charges 700 dollars for a three day "light work" masters program and is IMO borderline certifiable.

He claims to be able to teach Shaolin martial arts, so I thought someone in the area might be interested in checking him out.

Dirty Rooster · 10-20-2006, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Einar Fridgeirs

... so I thought someone in the area might be interested in checking him out.

Someone in the area ... Hobbitton?? or was that Mordor ...

Backdraft · 10-20-2006, 02:35 PM

That's the first I've ever heard of someone being awarded their own style.
Come to think of it, that's the first I've heard of someone being stupid enough to teach "High speed getaway" in open traffic...

*ErikW* · 10-20-2006, 02:56 PM

Quote:

The RMMS represents a unity of people calling ourselves Light Workers and in al things we believe in the one God, whatever name is chosen for that God. We believe in the goodness of the human race and that humility and service are the keys to Heaven and our return there. We know that we are an Eternal Being that will always be . We honor this experience on this planet as a learning opportunity and we embrace it as that. Love is the energy that we try to live by and direct towards appropriate results of actions taken in the manifested materia of this life

Seems pretty accepting of all religious beliefs...until you get to his lineage, which by some coincidence is traced back through the new testament to Jesus Christ and then through the old testament to Adam.

So essentially, they are accepting of any religious belief so long as you see the light and convert to their beliefs once the "mysteries" are revealed...

"Ummm, excuse me, Sir? Can I please have my cool aid and roll of quarters now? Your contradictions are making my ears bleed. kth4nxbye"

saturnjunkie · 10-20-2006, 03:17 PM

Quote:

12 PAUL
1 JESUS
BC :
3 JOHN

huh?

So... John was jesus's father.. and jesus was paul's father?

or did I read that wrong?

Einar Fridgeirs · 10-20-2006, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by saturnjunkie

huh?

So... John was jesus's father.. and jesus was paul's father?

or did I read that wrong?

Nope, this is not a geneological linage, but rather the linage of who is the "spiritual leader" of humanity. Yep, your current-day savior is Guðni fucking Guðnason, a man who so profoundly discredited himself in Icelandic martial arts he had no choice but to leave the country or get a real job.

Ironically, he has over 350 members at http://7thmysteryschool.tribe.net/

Seems to be a decent-sixed cult.

ginshun · 10-20-2006, 03:50 PM

That lineage is the most rediculous thing I have ever seen. I espeacially like this one

1695 ALBERTUS KARL von HOHENHEIM
1537 PARACELSUS von HOHENHEIM

Is is jsut me or does PARACELSUS von HOHENHEIM hold the lineage for 158 years?

I guess spiritual leaders knew the secrets of long life, back in the day.

Not to mention the 282 years that the lineage belonged to Abraham.

Einar Fridgeirs · 10-20-2006, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor X

So . . . he believes in Young Earth Creationism. . . .

Some asses are so big it is difficult to determine where to start kicking.

--J.D.

I don´t think he believes in anything other than his own wallet. He talks about "ancient" mysteries and the civilization of ancient Egypt and doesn´t seem to realize that there are historical artefacts dating back from beyond 3000 BC...

And yes, this is one ass I´d love to kick. Iceland is a small nation and knowing that one of "my own" is ripping off the clueless in the US infuriates me.

I have a mind to fly to Colorado, grab him by the earlobe and haul his ass back to Iceland like the naughty boy he is!!!

cyrijl · 10-20-2006, 04:49 PM

lol, under their locations there is no information. I tried to find the 'center' here in MA. GODDAMNED....i would have gone there too.

cyrijl · 10-20-2006, 04:54 PM

ima bust a blood vessel if i dont find someone from this group and screm right in their face

i don't know why, but this kind of shit just drives me absolutely nuts

http://tribes.tribe.net/7thmysterysc...b-e973964cfe11