Best catfight stories!

**bad credit** · Posted On: 9/30/2005 6:04am

My best friend came back from college years ago and told me about a great catfight that I sadly missed. It was at a football game, and these two chicks got into it, and they both grabbed each other's hair, and just kept trying to spin each other to the ground. As they were pulling and turning to drag each other, eventually they both spun around so many times so fast both of them came off their feet and spun in the air for one revolution. My buddy said it looked like helicopter blades. One of the local amateur MMA comps used to have unskilled biker and gangbanger bitches just wailing on each other, and my bud and I would tell the helicopter story to everybody around us and we would have a whole section of the crowd chanting "HELICOPTER, HELICOPTER, HELICOPTER!" We were hoping it would happen again, but it never did. SIGH.

To be fair, some skilled gals ended up fighting. One of them is still fighting in the local Cage events, and now she can't get fights because no-one will fight her. I guess being a boxer and a BJJ champ and being like 11-0 helps. She's not fat either, pretty good looking actually. I've met her, real nice gal.

Of course, I remember the old comp. around here had this skinny biker bitch that would just outwail and outheadlock everybody and she was undefeated for a long time. The event I competed in I stayed later and watched the other fights. Some new gal came to fight, and she was this skinny aerobics class bunny blonde gal who looked like she was gonna get her good looks ruined. I watched her warm up, and she was throwing TKD kicks. Oh, this poor gal is gonna get her **** ruined, I thought. I actually dreaded seeing it happen. Her and the biker bitch square off, and she lead snap roundhouses the biker chick right in the boob and BAM! The biker bitch drops. Bike gal shoulda worn a bra cup. I was surprised hitting to the boobs wasn't illegal, but they gave blondie the win. I laughed and cheered.

**bad credit** · Posted On: 9/30/2005 6:30am

http://www.littlemidgets.com/detail....2&content=3755 Holy crap, this is the most fucked up chick fight I've ever seen. More like a chick riot.

**BackFistMonkey** · Posted On: 9/30/2005 3:27pm

Thread Necromancy ... Wow ...

off topic , wrong forum, and three years old

**dok** · Posted On: 10/22/2005 1:57am

There was a catfight in my hometown in NC. Streamlined white girl (Chisled!) vs a fit Asian/Turkish girl (Not quite as chisled) They started argueing, then wrestling and the blonde flipped the Asian on her back and pinned her with her arms over her head. As everybody looked on the white girl started feeling around the Asian girl's body until she hit a sensitive spot and the Asian girl burst out laughing. The Asan girl was kicking and screaming with laughter so hard she kicked off her sandals. I know the blonde girl, she is one vicious @#$#!

That fight is still legend where we come from!

A guy in California wrote me he witnessed a catfight in a park:

Two girls in shorts and tank tops were wrestling in a park.
The Asian girl pinned a white girl on the ground with a Martial Arts move then with her free hand began tracing the white girl's armpit with her finger. The white girl was unable to break the hold and lay on the ground twisting and turning while trying keep from breaking.
The Asian girl got on top and pinned the white girl in a school-girl pin.

**plasmagoat** · Posted On: 10/22/2005 3:57am

I've only seen them on video clips. They're unbelievably embarrasing, much like all "fight" clips you see on the net. If you aren't going to injure or kill your opponent, then I don't see much of a point in it.

**dok** · Posted On: 10/23/2005 11:56pm

true but the victim's usually submit pretty quick

A lot of girlfights i've seen they usually grad the breasts or try to pull down their pants. Anything to embarrass their opponent.

Then there are the boxers..Girls with a smooth form with nice jabs and crosses.
Those are nice fights too.

**Sun Wukong** · Posted On: 10/24/2005 1:15am

Uhh, ok, dok... this is not the place for psuedo erotic whatever. I mean, uh, chicks groping each other is fine and dandy in ones spare time or on MANY pornographic outlets available on the internet... but this is already kinda pushing the envelope so... STFU. and the catfights in pro wrestling aren't real.

Being 2nd generation poor white trash i've never ever seen a "catfight" where the two parties involved tried to un-clothe each other. You're creepin' me out dude.

**dok** · Posted On: 10/25/2005 2:58am

Oh come on! That's SOP (Standard operating procrdure) Anything goes!

Martial arts, Scratching, Biting and in extreme cases knives and guns

Just had a black girl stabbed to death after a h.s. football game.
Her sister spit on another girl (Go figure)