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    Quote Originally Posted by Flashlock
    I think you guys miss a very important point: the straight blast takes away your training.
    This is just priceless.

    I've been fighting and training for years...but as soon as my opponent crashed in with the straight blast, I **** my pants, fell into the fetal position, and began to cry.

    The technique is so advanced and overwhelming, I thanked my opponent afterwords for allowing me to experience his upper-level greatness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flashlock
    1. Unbalance the opponent (feint, shove, eye jab, etc.)
    2. Run forward into the opponent with straight verticle punches to the face, or with anything really, hooks, palm heels, chops, etc. (point is to overwhelm the brain with stimuli).
    3. Finish off with elbows, knees, headbutts

    No BS. Simple and effective. Why isn't this technique practiced in every "style"? It's one of the most powerful technique I've experienced, and not everyone seems to know about it outside of JKD.



    Semen Blast: there is no substitute.

    1. Undress another man (shirt, pants, underwear)
    2. Thrust forward into the opponent with straight penis to the face, or with anything really, anus, hand, nipples, etc. (point is to overwhelm the brain with stimuli).
    3. Finish off with penetration, friction, ejaculation.

    No BS. Simple and effective. Why isn't this kind of sex practiced in every "style"? It's one of the most powerful manuever I've experienced, and not everyone seems to know about it outside of JKD.
    Last edited by Yrkoon9; 10/12/2006 6:41pm at .

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    This is the first post in this thread that isn't filled with dumb bullshit.

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    BJJ might make you a better ground fighter, but Judo will make you a better dancer. Join us... or die

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    Quote Originally Posted by PirateJon
    Wait... jabs AND crosses? Holy ****! Why didn't I think of that, or anyone that's ever boxed in the history of the world? I mean, how could any boxer be able to stand up to BOTH of them.

    This is the greatest day ever.
    Check this. Jab, cross... and then a hook.

    I know, I know, it blew my fucking mind too!

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    This is a Troll thread. If you really have to continue discussing this PM me.

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