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    Looking for the TRUE path to enlightenment?

    Oh yes! You too can now experience the power of a fat balding italian condensed into a can! Buy a six pack today!
    http://www.xoxide.com/lightning-bolt...xperiance.html


    I guess his 32nd sequel to Ninja Chef on a Boat didn't make as much money as he wanted...

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    i keep tryin to spar, but nothin happens! supporting member

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    welcome to last... oh nevermind.

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    Seriously? I looked at a bunch of the segal threads and didn't see it. It just showed up at the local walmart today so I figured it was new. My bad. Some staff member kill this thread pls.

    Sorry,
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    Features:
    • 100% Pure Steven Seagal Juice
    • Designed for intense mortal combat or any extreme situation requiring ultimate energy
    • Can has Steven Seagalís face on it (who could ask for more!?!)
    Now that right there is just fucking disturbing.

    I wonder if it comes in special "bowel control formula" so you won' **** yourself?

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    if anyone makes the "open up a can of woop ass" joke here, i will kill them for being overly predictable

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    Seagal

    Quote Originally Posted by colonelpong
    if anyone makes the "open up a can of woop ass" joke here, i will kill them for being overly predictable
    No. But we would certainly be opening a can of "lard ass".

    Here are some Flash Animation films making fun of the Untalented One.



    http://www.atomfilms.com/landing/lan...&mature=accept
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    I actually had the misfortune of drinking one of those. I was with my accountant a few months ago, and was very exhited about having a box of that **** in his ofice fridge. Anyways, he offered me one and I couldn't decline out of politeness.

    It tastes like 7up, but then again in the back of my mind, a little voice was telling me "that's Seaga's juice" (**shudders**)

    Anyways, that thread topic is old... and then again, sometimes the search func truly sucks. In any event, Seagal's open season is all year round. Bring the fat **** jokes boys!
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    I drank one once, and it inhibited me from being able to use the search function....

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    Jiu Jitsu - Sometimes passing just isn't an option. supporting member
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    I looking for it but there is a review of that drink and also some guys created a spycam using the can of the drink where the camera is behind one of Steven's eyes.

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    I seriously thought this was about Lesbian Porn before opening it. To me the path to true enlightenment lies in watching hot chicks make out and do each other.

    Maybe I should start a religion or something.

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