10/05/2006 9:27pm, #1
Looking for the TRUE path to enlightenment?
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I guess his 32nd sequel to Ninja Chef on a Boat didn't make as much money as he wanted...
10/05/2006 9:39pm, #2
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welcome to last... oh nevermind.
10/05/2006 9:52pm, #3
Seriously? I looked at a bunch of the segal threads and didn't see it. It just showed up at the local walmart today so I figured it was new. My bad. Some staff member kill this thread pls.
10/06/2006 12:42am, #4Features:
- 100% Pure Steven Seagal Juice
- Designed for intense mortal combat or any extreme situation requiring ultimate energy
- Can has Steven Seagalís face on it (who could ask for more!?!)
I wonder if it comes in special "bowel control formula" so you won' **** yourself?
10/06/2006 12:43am, #5
if anyone makes the "open up a can of woop ass" joke here, i will kill them for being overly predictable
10/06/2006 6:58am, #6
SeagalOriginally Posted by colonelpong
Here are some Flash Animation films making fun of the Untalented One.
"The seventh law of thermodynamics is that every time a fat person gets near a trapdoor, they fall in. Itís the closest thing we have to scientific proof of God."
10/06/2006 7:47am, #7
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I actually had the misfortune of drinking one of those. I was with my accountant a few months ago, and was very exhited about having a box of that **** in his ofice fridge. Anyways, he offered me one and I couldn't decline out of politeness.
It tastes like 7up, but then again in the back of my mind, a little voice was telling me "that's Seaga's juice" (**shudders**)
Anyways, that thread topic is old... and then again, sometimes the search func truly sucks. In any event, Seagal's open season is all year round. Bring the fat **** jokes boys!Read this for flexibility and injury prevention, this, this and this for supplementation, this on grip conditioning, and this on staph. New: On strenght standards, relationships and structural balance. Shoulder problems? Read this.
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10/06/2006 7:55am, #8
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I drank one once, and it inhibited me from being able to use the search function....
10/06/2006 1:26pm, #9
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I looking for it but there is a review of that drink and also some guys created a spycam using the can of the drink where the camera is behind one of Steven's eyes.
10/06/2006 1:54pm, #10
I seriously thought this was about Lesbian Porn before opening it. To me the path to true enlightenment lies in watching hot chicks make out and do each other.
Maybe I should start a religion or something.