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    Black Belt in a Box... lol

    Did a quick search and didn't find anything on this (I'll emphasize the 'quick search')...



    [MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QA4ObbhPHs[/MEDIA]

    YouTube link.

    http://www.blackbeltinabox.com/

    BLACK BELT IN A BOX

    This is the Most comprehensive
    Martial Arts Training Program in the World.
    34 Complete Books on CD, 5 Hours Video Training on DVD.

    Dr. Gambordella's Books and Videos sell for up to $79 for ONE Book, and $79 for ONE Video. For less than the Cost of One Book you can have 34, and 5 hrs of video training.

    $39.95Over $500 in Value

    Sale this month ONLY $ 24.95
    LOL!!!

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    Oh . . . teh d34dly mind control!!!

    Black Belt in a Box

    On nights like this
    when the world's a bit amiss
    and the lights go down
    across the trailer park
    I get down
    I feel had
    I feel on the verge of going mad
    and then it's time to punch the clock

    I put on some make-up
    and turn up the tape deck
    and pull the belt across my gut
    suddenly I'm Dr Midwest
    Karate LARPing King
    until I head home
    and put myself to bed

    I look back on where I'm from
    look at the whore I've become
    and the strangest things
    seem suddenly routine
    I look up from my Vermouth on the rocks
    a gift-wrapped belt still in the box
    of towering velveteen.

    I put on some make-up
    and some LaVern Baker
    and pull the belt down from the shelf
    Suddenly I'm Bruce Lee of 1963
    Until I wake up
    And turn back to myself

    Some boy they have natural ease
    they wear it any way they please
    with their gold braid stripes
    and Black Belt magazines
    Wear it up
    Let it down
    This is the best way that I've found
    to hock more crap you've ever seen

    I put on some make-up
    and turn up the eight-track
    I'm pulling the belt down from the shelf
    Suddenly I'm Walker, Texas Ranger
    from TV
    until I wake up
    and turn back to myself

    Karate, Jiu Jitsu
    And horrible Kung-Fu,
    Ninja tricks and mind control
    I'll sell it all to you
    With your fat LARPing fantasy,
    Star Wars geekdom, too
    Raking in your cash,
    It's all because of you
    It's all because of you
    It's all because of you

    I put on some make-up
    turn up the eight-track
    I'm pulling the belt down from the shelf
    Suddenly I'm this chopsoki star
    of stage and screen
    and I ain't never
    I'm never turning back

    --from
    "Wig in a Box," Hedwig and the Angry Inch

    Not . . . that there is anything wrong with that. . . .

    --J.D.

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    F*ck you're just jealous that I've already started my 5 hours of video training towards my Black Belt in Aerobic Workout!

    TKD BB (soon to be AW BB!)

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    wow, ya think i can apply for the blackbelt in weight training specifically?
    screw all the PT certificates that are out there....they're no good....not compared to THIS!!!

    I bet, sooner or later....SOMEONE will spot a dude in a weight training gym wear this ****....probably the gay tae bo instructor/personal trainer of your local weight gym?

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    Bah! I hear you can just buy a 10th dan. . . .

    --J.D.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doctor X
    Oh . . . teh d34dly mind control!!!

    Black Belt in a Box

    On nights like this
    when the world's a bit amiss
    and the lights go down
    across the trailer park
    I get down
    I feel had
    I feel on the verge of going mad
    and then it's time to punch the clock

    I put on some make-up
    and turn up the tape deck
    and pull the belt across my gut
    suddenly I'm Dr Midwest
    Karate LARPing King
    until I head home
    and put myself to bed

    I look back on where I'm from
    look at the whore I've become
    and the strangest things
    seem suddenly routine
    I look up from my Vermouth on the rocks
    a gift-wrapped belt still in the box
    of towering velveteen.

    I put on some make-up
    and some LaVern Baker
    and pull the belt down from the shelf
    Suddenly I'm Bruce Lee of 1963
    Until I wake up
    And turn back to myself

    Some boy they have natural ease
    they wear it any way they please
    with their gold braid stripes
    and Black Belt magazines
    Wear it up
    Let it down
    This is the best way that I've found
    to hock more crap you've ever seen

    I put on some make-up
    and turn up the eight-track
    I'm pulling the belt down from the shelf
    Suddenly I'm Walker, Texas Ranger
    from TV
    until I wake up
    and turn back to myself

    Karate, Jiu Jitsu
    And horrible Kung-Fu,
    Ninja tricks and mind control
    I'll sell it all to you
    With your fat LARPing fantasy,
    Star Wars geekdom, too
    Raking in your cash,
    It's all because of you
    It's all because of you
    It's all because of you

    I put on some make-up
    turn up the eight-track
    I'm pulling the belt down from the shelf
    Suddenly I'm this chopsoki star
    of stage and screen
    and I ain't never
    I'm never turning back

    --from
    "Wig in a Box," Hedwig and the Angry Inch

    Not . . . that there is anything wrong with that. . . .

    --J.D.
    Damn dude! Being a big fan of Hedwig, that made my day. Excellent parody.

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    Haha the dudes voice at the end of the commercial was tooo funny.

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    The website says he welcomes my comments.

    I seriously doubt he would.


    By the way...I see that he has a link to his new Realty Agency.
    It says they sell hard to find property like,

    Arizona Ocean View Properties
    Golden Gate Bridge
    Manhattan Island

    All at reasonable rates.

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    Be sure to check out the Click to see Dr. Ted Amazing Video link on the left side of the website...

    Has all the classic tricks: unbendable arm, punch to the gut, bending a knife by stabbing yourself in the throat etc... Lovely.

    Aw, hell. Here's the link. Wouldn't want you to have to look at the horrible web design more than you have to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nathan McScary
    Damn dude! Being a big fan of Hedwig, that made my day. Excellent parody.
    Thanks! It is one of my favorite movies . . . not that there is anything wrong with that. . . .

    If I had the time, I suppose I could Photoshop a "Hedwig" on this grand master.

    --J.D.

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