Keep fit and healthy... by EATING 2 POUNDS OF SAND EVERY DAY

**RedGonzo** · Posted On: 9/30/2006 8:22pm

Originally Posted by El Macho

I keep telling women to swallow cuz of all the zinc in the jing. Zinc is good for the immune system. Still, they do not want to listen, and thus refuse my fountain of youth... go figures...

You have to hold their nose while you massage their throat.

**jubei33** · Posted On: 10/01/2006 1:16am

"MMMmmmmmmMMMMMM good choice ************!"

**Cullion** · Posted On: 10/01/2006 2:45am

Originally Posted by LI GUY 1

Cullion: is that Simon Morley and David Friend in the avatar!!?? Are you one of them?

Yeah. I'm not one of them, I just try to be a little bit more like them each day.

**oldman34** · Posted On: 10/01/2006 7:54am

Originally Posted by badsifu

Jerry Garcia from the Grateful Dead got cleaned up and off drugs, then died of a heart attack. Jim Fix ate tofu and ran marathons and died of a heart attack. Something to think about people.

This so true. Is it because both of them put a great deal of strain on their hearts? Possibly more than normal, or did they have weak hearts in the first place?

I once saw a bumper sticker that said, "Eat right, Excercise, and still die."

**jubei33** · Posted On: 10/01/2006 6:55pm

yeah, but there sure is a difference between being active, healthy and dying than being a fat slob whose claim to fame is selling his everquest character on ebay for 200$ and then having the next 20 years of his boring life condemned to taking care of the various diseases brought on by his shity lifestyle.