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  1. Captain Spaulding is offline

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    Apparently, karate can turn your kids into occultists and lesbians...

    http://www.crossroad.to/articles2/05/karate.htm

    This is an article from a Christian website. The idea is that this is a very difficult time and culture (as well as violent) to be raising kids in. In an attempt to make their kids better, many parents are turning to martial arts. The author of this article argues that this does more harm than good because it teaches children how to fight better.

    Then it goes on into a weird take on how martial arts are really linked to Zen Buddhism and other "occult" practices. And it just goes from there.

    Enjoy.
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    2 things.

    1) "For instance, gamers can now scan pictures of fellow students and teachers from a high school yearbook and "morph" them onto the faces of the people they kill."

    Someone PLEASE tell me what the name of that game is.

    2) They state that martial arts teach you to use powers not of god and drown you in the occult. I state that is why we must push mixed martial arts. Mixed martial arts are of god. My proof? I submit Matt Hughes. Every single time he beats in someone's head he thanks god for helping him.
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    The obvious solution to me is to involve kids in occidental martial arts like wrestling, boxing, skeet shooting, etc.
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    The obvious solution is to castrate these religious nutjobs to prevent the further spread of the retarded genes. I swear to God that these so-called evangelists make me sick. Next thing we'll see is that in order to make it to heaven, you have to be a retard.
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  5. BackFistMonkey is offline
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    Posted On:
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    Quote Originally Posted by FictionPimp
    .... Mixed martial arts are of god. My proof? I submit Matt Hughes. Every single time he beats in someone's head he thanks god for helping him.

    Which is one of the most ignorant things I have ever heard . Sure God helped you seperate peoples ribs , train to beat people to near death if needs be , break limbs , and choke mother fuckers out .

    That is exactly what God wants .

    Jesus gives it a thumbs up as well

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    Posted On:
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    Quote Originally Posted by FictionPimp
    1) "For instance, gamers can now scan pictures of fellow students and teachers from a high school yearbook and "morph" them onto the faces of the people they kill."

    Someone PLEASE tell me what the name of that game is.

    Doom.

    IMO, it is much more enjoyable to download extensions which allow you to kill Barney the Dinosaur by throwing frozen chicken parts at the giant purple pedophile.

    ... and since dinasaurs don't fit in Creationism, this could be part of a Christian crusade extension of the game, right?
    Calm down, it's only ones and zeros.

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    Posted On:
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    Clearly I have underestimated karate. I should go find a dojo.
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    Posted On:
    9/26/2006 3:36pm


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    It is entirely true, I was once a honest choir boy, only attracted to slightly balding bishops. One lesson of TKD turned me into a socially maladjusted metal fan who is only attracted to women who can put their legs behind their heads.

    Thankfully my formative lesson wasn't in teh BJJ, or I might have caught teh ghey......
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    Posted On:
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    Quote Originally Posted by BackFistMonkey
    Which is one of the most ignorant things I have ever heard . Sure God helped you seperate peoples ribs , train to beat people to near death if needs be , break limbs , and choke mother fuckers out .

    That is exactly what God wants .

    Jesus gives it a thumbs up as well

    Yeh, if god was really behind matt hughes he'd settle for nothing less then Hughes hamstringing all his opponents horses, burning his village and raping his virgin daughters.

    A little beating here and there just doesnt measure up to the violence our lord has come to expect of us.
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    Posted On:
    9/26/2006 4:06pm


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    Their sole purpose is to release a power such religions view as inner god power and known more popularly as the Chi or Ki force.

    LOL, from now on I will only refer to it as 'Inner God Power'



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