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    Martial Arts Book Title Jokes

    These are harder to come up with than the lightbulb jokes;

    RBSD for Clergymen by Father Street.

    Kung Fu Mount Escapes by Claude Balls.

    That's all I got now.

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    Wing Chun Takedown Defences by Anne T. Grapple

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    You have too much free time. Go ride a bike or something ;)
    Knowing is not enough, you must apply...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Virus
    Wing Chun Takedown Defences by Anne T. Grapple
    So bad that it's good.




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    Takedowns and Submissions - by Matt King
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dilbert
    "Driving without blood is surprisingly difficult."

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    Ninja Mind Control by Ashida Kim. A real title with infinite comedic potential.
    Read this for flexibility and injury prevention, this, this and this for supplementation, this on grip conditioning, and this on staph. New: On strenght standards, relationships and structural balance. Shoulder problems? Read this.

    My crapuous vlog and my blog of training, stuff and crap. NEW: Me, Mrs. Macho and our newborn baby.

    New To Weight Training? Get the StrongLifts 5x5 program and Rippetoe's "Starting Strength, 2nd Ed". Wanna build muscle/gain weight? Check this article. My review on Tactical Nutrition here.

    t-nation - Dissecting the deadlift. Anatomy and Muscle Balancing Videos.

    The street argument is retarded. BJJ is so much overkill for the street that its ridiculous. Unless you're the idiot that picks a fight with the high school wrestling team, barring knife or gun play, the opponent shouldn't make it past double leg + ground and pound - Osiris

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    Ninjitsu Evasion Techniques by Des A. Pear

    Ninjitsu Evasion Techinques 2 by I. B. Stealthy.

    Holy ****... they're dire, aren't they?
    Where's that sepukku smiley?
    Where there is only a choice between cowardice and violence, I would advise violence.

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    Come to think of it, you all need bikes...

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    Grapplers Defense Against Knives, Guns, and Explosives
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    1: Knock, knock.
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    1: BJJ: Theory & Technique
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