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    You know youíre hiding out when...

    You know youíre hiding out when...


    1. You drink a lot of water so you have to take a bathroom break during practice....


    2. You deliberately get injuries so you can warn people to take it easy on that side....


    3. Suddenly, doing randori with a woman doesnít seem that bad an idea....


    4. You donít mind going out on the mat with brown belts and black belts because you know they wonít actually break anything....


    Any others?

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    Sparring with a woman is a bad idea?

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    You strategically position youself around the noobs and away from the experienced players.

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    If you're hiding out why are you even going to regular training? Wouldn't people be able to find you that way?

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    Ah, hiding in plain sight. The martial artist who appears to put alot of time in but never seems to get better, or if he does it is just marginally so.

    6. In sparring, you will deliberately throw a kick from the leg with the "bum hip," wince, make a remark like "I shouldn't have tried that," and hobble off of the mat for a rest or water break.

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    ARGUMENTUM AD LATINUM DICTIONAIRUM Join us... or die
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    7. You are taking Aikido. . . .

    --J.D.
    Why yes, I still have sand in my vagina! It is because I am a lying cowardly child who got buttfucked by MEANIE Doctor X! I also do not know the Latin and it makes me cry!!--Phrost

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doctor X
    7. You are taking Aikido. . . .

    --J.D.
    Hey I knew people who did all the things above IN aikido, now how sad is THAT hun ?:5obsessed
    Martial Arts is like sex, if you over complicate it with exotic sounding names, theories and principles, you end up fucking yourself in the ass. -Ronin69

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    you don't look for guys(or girls) outside your school/comfort zone to go at it with.

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    You purposely arrive 30 minutes late to miss out on the cardio.

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    You train with noobs so you can "try out some new stuff".

    Oh wait, that's what I do. Nevermind.

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