Posted On:9/14/2006 5:26pm
Style: No gym currently.
I bet you can do sudoku as well, can't you rush2024?
Where there is only a choice between cowardice and violence, I would advise violence.
Posted On:9/14/2006 5:36pm
Style: Judo newb
Scream, poke `em in the eyes, and run. My sig move since third grade - but it only works on teh str33t.
Yes Koto got his name changed, quit asking...
Posted On:9/14/2006 5:37pm
Style: Kyokushin Karate
German Suplex FTW.
SON OF ODIN
My Punching with Power article
He'll flip ya!
Posted On:9/14/2006 5:41pm
"God damn America" --Muammar al-Gaddafi
Da Komrads... Again you are MadPelvisOwn3d!
Posted On:9/14/2006 5:42pm
Style: Spetsnaz Shovel-Fu
.308 Federal Gold Medal Match 168 grain hollow point with boat-tail. This attack works best from 600-1000 yards out so I can be long gone by the time retaliation even crosses the mind.
OSOK Mother F-ers!
To fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence;
Supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without spilling your Guinness.
Sun "Fu Man JhooJits" Tzu, the Art of War & Guinness
Posted On:9/14/2006 5:47pm
Originally Posted by VikingPower
German Suplex FTW.
Nice name change! But of course... Pirate monkeys beat vikings any day of the week. Especially ones from Soviet Russia...
*Hums Boatmen on the River Volga."
Posted On:9/14/2006 5:50pm
Style: JJ of the B variety
I use the straitjacket hold to set up my own variation of the tombstone piledriver. So far, none of my sparring partners have survived.
Posted On:9/14/2006 5:53pm
I just steal your girlfriend while you're in the change room getting ready. Then I send you photos of us on vacation much like the garden gnome.
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Posted On:9/14/2006 5:56pm
Style: Tai Chi
I lurch forwards taking a few shots on the face around my shitty guard and then clinch. I grab you around the neck and twist, clumsily using my weight advantage to take you down to around waist height. Then I break wind. Twice.
This is completely true.
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Posted On:9/14/2006 6:55pm
My signature attack vs. younger or new players is this:
1. e4 e5
2. Nf3 Nc6
3. Bc4 Nf6
My preferred attack vs. players my strength is this:
1. e4 c5
2. Nf3 d6
3. d4 cxd4
4. Nxd4 Nf6
5. Nc3 a6
6. Bg5 e6
7. f4 Qb6
Poisoned pawn, ************! Gets 'em every time. (I am lying, a sharp, dynamic struggle occurs and I usually begin crying).
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