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    Uwe Boll silences first critic in Boxing Match

    Retarded video game movie director Uwe Boll has silenced his first critic in a PR stunt.

    Basically Boll told critics of his movies (which are loosely based off video games and suck on ice) to "put up or shut up" by challenging them to a fight (which is being filmed for the upcoming "Postal" movie Boll is directing)

    Here's the first fight that took place in this horrendous idea.

    I know Lowtax from SomethingAwful is also scheduled to take on Boll soon. But here's hoping that fight goes better than this one.


    Boll is in the Black, Carlos Palencia Jimenez-Arguello, webmaster of Cine Cutre in the red with the green shirt.

    [MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjM2w5FOPQw&eurl=[/MEDIA]
    Last edited by Namrepus221; 9/07/2006 11:56am at .

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    Lowtax has no intention of winning that fight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phrost
    Lowtax has no intention of winning that fight.
    What /does/ he intend to do, I wonder?

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    He should do a double team with fragmaster
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    what the hell is this? Who are they? Why do I care?
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    Two things:

    1. It's a fucking shame he can't direct half as well as he boxes.

    2. Congratulations to Uwe Boll for fighting someone who obviously has nearly no experience in boxing, or any MA for that matter, and who has probably not been in a fight since Billy Peterson dunked his head in the toilet in 6th grade.

    I would like nothing more than a chance to fight Uwe Boll.

    The stakes?

    The $21 he sucked out of my wallet before I realized the same asshole directed all three shitty films.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kidspatula
    He should do a double team with fragmaster
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    Well, it least he went through with the Challenge- let's see him fight rex reed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fatherdog
    What /does/ he intend to do, I wonder?
    No idea, but it should be funny.

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