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    Kung-fu Vs. Yoga; CMA really, really sucks

    Cause this awesome decades old movie shows that it takes two KF guys with weapons and glue to beat one yoga master.

    Wow!

    [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrYlNNy929Y[/media]
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    I could have used that flexibility to improve my ground game, invent all sorts of submissions and guard work and give the expression "rubber guard" a new meaning. And take over the world...of course, BWHAHAHAHAHAHA:violent1:

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    they can also make they're arms stretch 3 times the normal size of any normal human being so that they can punch you.

    the can also teleport, levitate and breathe fire.

    the only fighters that can beat them are sumo wrestlers with super-fast karate chops.

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    Because of street fighter 2 i thought yoga was actually a martial art.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnnaTrocity
    Because of street fighter 2 i thought yoga was actually a martial art.
    Me too. And, I thought a white-man fade was perfectly acceptable in the military.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnnaTrocity
    Because of street fighter 2 i thought yoga was actually a martial art.
    My friends said that using yoga was cheating. Since he had those long limbs.
    カンフー

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    his names not Yoga, its Dhalsim, your friend was angry because Dhalsim has stretching limbs.....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Jones
    My friends said that using yoga was cheating. Since he had those long limbs.
    your friends must have REALLY sucked at street fighter>

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vulgar42Ox
    his names not Yoga, its Dhalsim, your friend was angry because Dhalsim has stretching limbs.....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!!!!!!
    I know his real name. But when someone keeps yelling Yoga fireballs and he has some weird Indian name you can't even prounce you're bound to give him an easier name.
    カンフー

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