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    Omega speachless?

    Okay, I just thought this was funny.

    A couple of weeks ago, Omega and I both took some of our students to the WAMAI games in San Diego. While we were waiting for things to get started, we were making a little small talk and checking out the competition. He asked how things were going at my school and, just cuz I'm kind of a dick, I said, "you know, I can't take much more of this."
    "What do you mean," he asks with some degree of concern.
    "I'm tired of fighting the good fight. I'm tired of scrapping for nickles. So, I've joined the ATA..."

    Omega just stared, mouth agape and not breathing. Then he simply said, "what?" The look on his face was a combination of a wounded puppy and that pissed-off preist from "the Exorcist". The disbelief and silent astonishment, though only lasting a moment, really appealed to my twisted sense of humor and no one, even my friends, is safe.

    I chuckled and told him I was just screwing with him. Then the look of releif on his face made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

    Nothing but love Omega ol' buddy...:jerk:

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    Heh.

    Wish I coulda seen that.

    Remind me never to play poker with you.

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    Oh sure, share that with the whole fucking world why don't you.

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    Just pure evil.

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    Awww, come on, it gives us a warm fuzzy image of you before the blackness and pain commence. Kind of like that rabbit in Monty Python.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DngrRuss1
    "I'm tired of fighting the good fight. I'm tired of scrapping for nickles. So, I've joined the ATA..."
    Omega Responds


    --J.D.
    Why yes, I still have sand in my vagina! It is because I am a lying cowardly child who got buttfucked by MEANIE Doctor X! I also do not know the Latin and it makes me cry!!--Phrost

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doctor X
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    --J.D.

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    musabetsu kakuto & booj
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    hilarious... **** THE ATA

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    Didn't this happen earlier this year?
    Omega speechless, gawking at a man?

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    hehehe that's awesome, i love jokes like that.

    I got a real good one coming up for a mate who's a big time doctor who fan. It's always handy to carry a phone camera with you when you pull these so you can take a photo of their faces.

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