Bullhido Forums (the card game)
I'm thinking we could simplify a good percentage of the discussions here in YMAS by introducing The Bullshido Forums (the playing card game). The rules for it and the different cards could be made up as we go but here's an example:
Topic: Karate Sucks
Player 1: Plays "Kyokushin Doesn't Have Face Punching"-card
Player 2: Plays "Andy Hug"-character card
Player 1: Plays "That's Not The Only Style He/She Trains"-card (There's a picture of Mark Coleman in a gi on this one)
And so on..
We've seen what this thread would look like many times so you could imagine that, only with cards. Special thread-derailing cards would be issued to select members. Der Auslander, for example, could choose to post "Hot Korean Chicks"-cards, followed by "Sexual Innuendo(sp?)"-cards whenever he finds an opening for them.
Surely most of us are nerds with some proficiency in photoshop and a lot of free time so let's start making playing cards already!
edit- Wow, I managed to misspell Bullshido in the title..
Pic of disaster card.
The "we don't all train like that" card.
The "Yeah, but so many of you do that the term "all" is a valid."
The "we train with aliveness" card.
The "That's not aliveness dude, that's just your partner throwing in a love tap to the ribs while you do your wristlock."
The "MONGOWNED" card. There's only one in the deck and if you are lucky enough to play it, it automaticly beats any other card.
Other cards in the set include the "Nagato" card, which can be countered with the "yeah, but he did kickboxing and judo" card.
All style sets have the following generic cards which can be used by all:
"It used to be t3h r34l"
"It's not just about fighting"
"It teaches important principles"
"It's meant for people who already know how to fight"
Oh no, I've created one of those threads..