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    ninjitsu 'ball fondling' technique...

    ...words fail me... "wave your arms like a windmill to distract him..."


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    you know like they make the students by the tabi outfit and that for training; whats the point? if you try walking around in that ****, especially in the current climate, you are going to get SWAT teams putting little red dots all over you in no time...

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    also you can use your chi to stop his heart, or just rip his bollocks off so 'massive blood loss causes death'

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    There are rumors there is also a move called
    Monkey Plays the Fiddle.

    I have yet to see anything of this.
    I am afraid though, very very afraid.

    Also, this thread might belong in YMAS.

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    yeah, i couldnt decide where it should go, i'm sure it will be moved if necessary and if anyone gives enough of a ****

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    That technique is also known as "Priest fondles alter boy".

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    Quote Originally Posted by john joe
    yeah, i couldnt decide where it should go, i'm sure it will be moved if necessary and if anyone gives enough of a ****
    That'd be me, children.
    Monkey Ninjas! Attack!

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    Is the next page of that book "Monkey plays the skin flute"

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    I had an old sifu who used Monkey Steals the Peach as a joke... I hope.

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    isnt that page from an ashida kim novel?
    http://woodwardswhiskey.wordpress.com/

    He was punching him like the collective karmic debt he'd accrued was coming to collections, mostly on his face.

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