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  1. chaosexmachina is offline
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    Surely the correct response to the question is to recommend the "facial toughness workout".
    You know, the one with the face-into-wall-runs, and the cheek-to-spoon-whacks.
    I hear the new version features a humiliating cheese-grater workout.

    Just google "facial humiliation". Make sure you have your search filter turned off.
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     Style: Hiatus for Gen. Fitness

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    Scar tissue is difficult to cut, so if you want to avoid all of those nasty bleeding head wounds just scar your face up real nice. Might even keep you from getting into street fights, if you have a relatively large body size.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101
    Surely the correct response to the question is to recommend the "facial toughness workout".
    You know, the one with the face-into-wall-runs, and the cheek-to-spoon-whacks.
    I hear the new version features a humiliating cheese-grater workout.

    Just google "facial humiliation". Make sure you have your search filter turned off.
    buahahaha . . . .
  5. GoldenJonas is offline

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Macho
    Damn! My eyes!!! What the heck is it with people writing like 3rd graders? :tard:
    LOL'zs htat is sooooooo tru, in me Cuzcuz doja wes gte smack'd aroun tons toooos LMOA*10(3rd).

    Seriously, reread JKD's post.....then read it again........then lurk more.......then use the search function NooB....then NEEEEbAHHHHH!!! yourself..........then read it again......specifically this part....

    Quote Originally Posted by JKDChick
    In conclusion, start protecting your head. Also, stop posting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chinkyokushin
    also plz give me tips on head shots wen bare kunkle i get wasted...i can fight i just cant take face shots well...i used to be ab le too wen i was yhounger now adays i always get cut i hate it...is ther way to make face shots less pain ful u know with conditioning or sumthing?
    I'm guessing that since this thread is in "Your Martial Art Sucks" rather than "Strikestan", your post is an ill-received attempt at parody.

    Try posting in "Strikestan" and next time use :englishmo
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chinkyokushin
    Hi everyone this is my first post sooo yah. haha Umm In kyokushin ive learned to endure pain but what i find weird is wenever i get into a street fight if i get hit in head hard i always no matter what blead badd...i got 9 stitches from one punch to the eyebrow area.....i can take pain but it seems like wenever i get hit in head im done.....i either bruise severely or get cut up . Now then some of u by then will probaly tell me its because im not used to getting hit in head but i dont understand although in kyokushin we dont hit the head is it really possible that getting hit in head by gloves makes ur face harder? plz i dun under stand
    This guy is a troll. He spelled Kyokushin, weird, stitches, bruise and although (all in bold) correctly, but he can't spell whenever or bleed? Someone's troll-fu is weak.

    I'm also willing to bet that he started this in YMAS instead of Newbietown to bring out the flames.
    Shut the hell up and train.
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    I think I may have accidently brought him over with me from Kyokushin4life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ojgsxr6
    I think I may have accidently brought him over with me from Kyokushin4life.
    Same thing happened to me at the Haunted Mansion at DisneyWorld... 'cept it was a hitchiking ghost, not a troll:icon_mrgr
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    Quote Originally Posted by bhamtsd
    I'm guessing that since this thread is in "Your Martial Art Sucks" rather than "Strikestan", your post is an ill-received attempt at parody.

    Try posting in "Strikestan" and next time use :englishmo

    Please don't encourage people to post stupid **** like this in Strikeistan. It's supposed to be a forum for INTELLIGENT discussion about striking.
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