Thread: Chuck Norris vs Van Damme
8/16/2006 10:22am, #11Originally Posted by Doctor X
8/16/2006 11:27am, #12
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Did he? How come? Did his mum's basement get flooded?
8/16/2006 11:31am, #13
8/16/2006 12:04pm, #14
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Van Damme has a stroke, from al the coke he did, but not before Chuck's old ass slips and shatters his hip bone, a la Bill Wallace.
8/16/2006 2:18pm, #15
Which one? How about they both come to your house, beat the living **** out of you and then sodomise you with a baseball bat covered in barbed wire?"Prison is for rapists, thieves and murderers. If you lock someone up for smoking a plant that makes them happy, you're the fucking criminal." - Joe Rogan
El Guapo says dance!
8/16/2006 2:23pm, #16Originally Posted by chaosexmachina"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats." H.L. Mencken
8/16/2006 2:26pm, #17Originally Posted by Gringo Grande
Good God you are dim! You have to be the most brainless, dazed, deficient, dense, doltish, dopy, dotterel, dull, dumb, foolish, half-witted, idiotic, imbecilic, inane, insensate, irrelevant, irresponsible, laughable, mindless, moronic, naive, nonsensical, obtuse, pointless, puerile, rash, senseless, simple-minded, slow, sluggish, stolid, stupefied, thickheaded, unintelligent, unthinking, witless moron to grace this forum yet. Do you really think that we need a thread "Hey guys, who would win, Van Dam or Norris? lollollollol lolocopter!" **** you for thinking we would be entertained by this kind of **** you donkey felching cum guzzler.
8/16/2006 2:58pm, #18
I'm going to go ahead and interrupt the flame-fest to mention that Van Damme is a coked-up wife-beater and teh Chuck is a Machado BB.
MJS' new avatar is a joke about gynocomastia. That's funny.
Oh, and since pl4zM4 is absent, uhm... "throwing stars!" err... "blowtorch!" uhhh... "blood!" YEAH!
please turn around now while I slip away
8/16/2006 5:15pm, #19
Dave, it's impossible for anyone with arms like yours to simply slip away.
They require entrance music, and should exit with a reprise of the same.
Now, put away Plaz's toys and stride out of here as the good lord intended.
8/16/2006 5:20pm, #20Originally Posted by DerAuslander108