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    Has anyone ever...

    Clicked on one of those "Martial Art Singles" Ads by Google. I'm curious what atrocities will occur if I do, but thusfar I haven't done it. Anyone else?

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    You're that desperate to have someone else click the link for you?

    Or just desperate?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadowstalker
    Clicked on one of those "Martial Art Singles" Ads by Google. I'm curious what atrocities will occur if I do, but thusfar I haven't done it. Anyone else?
    don't be afraid to click any of the links, they help pay for this site you worthless cocksucker
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kidspatula
    don't be afraid to click any of the links, they help pay for this site you worthless cocksucker
    Now you're just finding reasons to show off Anna's legs, aren't you?

    It's a shame that you and Anna have such nice legs and are hot for each other.

    I guess I'll go click the above mentioned link now....

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    I've never noticed those ads.

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    You tryin' to piss people off NoOb? Go to Newbietown and read the damn FAQs before posting anymore f-en threads.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sfe
    Now you're just finding reasons to show off Anna's legs, aren't you?

    It's a shame that you and Anna have such nice legs and are hot for each other.

    I guess I'll go click the above mentioned link now....

    Its all good.... I personally think you're a lovely couple (admittedly ive never met wither of you and all i know about you is what i see here, so im a about as qualified to make that statement as a lampost), Anyway, back on topic. They have martial arts singles ads now? Thats so funny? What are they like?

    "Win Chun Gal, 17 seeks Tae Kwan Do guy so I can finally beat someone down and pretend my sh-y works"

    "Newly graded sensei seeks group of white belts for saucey fun behind the makiwara"

    Excuse me. I apologise in advance for the next one, but it must be done... again... "BJJ man seeks similar to roll around in a sweaty heap withy, cuddling, touchiung each other,,, dry humping..."

    Anyway, i must find these adds! They sound soooo funny! Are they free? If so we should make up some humerous ones featuring our friends Coda, Radford, Race and more!
    "Old white guy pretending to be Japanese Ninja master seeks gullible young girl to hero worship me and fuel my massively inflated ego"

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    I seem to recall reading somewhere that Martial Arts Singles was deperately in need of female profiles. No punchline. There just aren't many women on that site. Easy to imagine why...

    However, Fitness Singles, a site which does advertise here, is an EXCELLENT resource if you really are athletic and interested in fitness activities like rock-climbing, water-skiing or adventure racing, and not just a pasty-white LARPer who thinks that 30 minutes of kata is a grueling workout.

    We had another recent thread (I believe it was about Battlestar Galactica) that turned into a brief discussion of Internet dating in general where I listed a few good sites. Search for 'eHarmony' (and maybe 'bisexual girls').

    Overall, I think it's a GREAT way to meet women with whom you actually have common interests. Just don't be a tool and put up a profile without a pic or lie about your education and income. That sucks.

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    Yeah, the MA singles is in the ads right under the first post, not always but often. It makes me giggle.

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    .....Just after I posted that, I went to see if they were in this thread, instead I found "Self defence for women" right under a picture of a cup. You know, like to protect your cajones? The Tai Chi ad right under the kitten with a rifle is pretty funny too....

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