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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    edit: i said something totaly without sense...and stupid :) its 3 am here people... (no more text :D )
    Last edited by Shoshinsha; 8/15/2006 8:17pm at .

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    1) The First Requirement is a Burning Desire to KNOW...

    Here You'll Uncover the Ninjitsu Secrets of:

    Assassination

    Ambushing

    The 9 Black Steps

    Brewing Poisons

    Battlefield Hypnosis

    Dim Mak

    Death w/ No Traces

    Dirty Secret Tricks

    Escape & Evasion

    Hiding & Invisibility

    Lock picking

    Mysticism

    Meditation

    Mind Control

    Ninjitsu Strikes

    Poisons & Powders

    Stealthy Maneuvers

    Sentry Removal

    Superstition

    Wall Climbing

    Weapon

    And Much More...

    How in gawd's name can there be more! You'd think that much information would make my head explode!

    TKD

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    I was going to quote all the stuff in that email that made me pee my pants laughing, but I've run out of pants. I have to do laundry.
    Monkey Ninjas! Attack!

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    Someone should mention the use of snake eyes to hasbro. It would be funny to see a huge toy company on Ashida's "**** List"


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    Told my friends about this crazy ass stuff...and their number one question is: Who the hell falls for this **** anyway? Is there no grey matter in his students skulls?
    I tell them to come here...can't save them but can still laugh at them.:profe:

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    At a certain point this stops being funny, and starts being sad, which in turn makes it even funnier.

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    Academy of Sorcery? Don't sorcerers rely on their charisma value to determine the number/power of spells they can cast? Ashida is an ugly ************ (and I use the term "fucker" loosely here, as he is clearly a virgin), so it kind of makes sense actually.

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    Knowledge of "The Elixir of Long Life" should be fundamental human education. However in this day and age, this is not the case....
    You see, the power to activate a hormone in your body capable of rejuvenating your DNA and RNA cells back to their original state is priceless.


    He who possess this knowledge is capable of extending his life by 125-150 years and beyond. Do not shake your head in disbelief: this is quite possible once you know the technique. Long ago, when the world was less toxic, and collectively more powerful, living to ages 175-225 was not uncommon.
    Erm..... :confused1

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    Ashida Kim is one of the biggest pieces of monkey **** you can run into. But oh..he won't fight you unless this or that and he counts PINFALLS as victories, thus...he will defeat by default ANYONE that pulls guard on him. My personal opinion...The Rev needs to lay hands on him. The Rev will pimp him harder than a priest giving a snickers and two bags of M&Ms to an alter boy. Can I get a witness???.....amen

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    I'd like to leave this world like I came into it: Screaming, naked & covered in someone else's blood supporting member
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    The use of Snake Eyes has left me totally speechless. I could never work out whether Ashida Kim was a con artist on the blag or just mad. I now understand that he is a total loon and probably believes everything he writes.

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