Posted On:8/15/2006 8:01pm
Style: Bujinkan Ninjutsu
edit: i said something totaly without sense...and stupid :) its 3 am here people... (no more text :D )
Last edited by Shoshinsha; 8/15/2006 8:17pm at .
Posted On:8/15/2006 9:36pm
1) The First Requirement is a Burning Desire to KNOW...
Here You'll Uncover the Ninjitsu Secrets of:
The 9 Black Steps
Death w/ No Traces
Dirty Secret Tricks
Escape & Evasion
Hiding & Invisibility
Poisons & Powders
And Much More...
How in gawd's name can there be more! You'd think that much information would make my head explode!
Posted On:8/15/2006 9:38pm
Style: JKD, BJJ
I was going to quote all the stuff in that email that made me pee my pants laughing, but I've run out of pants. I have to do laundry.
Monkey Ninjas! Attack!
All Out of Bubblegum
Posted On:8/15/2006 9:48pm
Someone should mention the use of snake eyes to hasbro. It would be funny to see a huge toy company on Ashida's "**** List"
There's no choice but to confront you, to engage you, to erase you. I've gone to great lengths to expand my threshold of pain. I will use my mistakes against you. There's no other choice.
Posted On:8/15/2006 10:04pm
Told my friends about this crazy ass stuff...and their number one question is: Who the hell falls for this **** anyway? Is there no grey matter in his students skulls?
I tell them to come here...can't save them but can still laugh at them.:profe:
Posted On:8/15/2006 11:55pm
At a certain point this stops being funny, and starts being sad, which in turn makes it even funnier.
Posted On:8/16/2006 2:34am
Style: In Transition
Academy of Sorcery? Don't sorcerers rely on their charisma value to determine the number/power of spells they can cast? Ashida is an ugly ************ (and I use the term "fucker" loosely here, as he is clearly a virgin), so it kind of makes sense actually.
Posted On:8/16/2006 2:57am
Style: The Gentle Way
Knowledge of "The Elixir of Long Life" should be fundamental human education. However in this day and age, this is not the case....
You see, the power to activate a hormone in your body capable of rejuvenating your DNA and RNA cells back to their original state is priceless.
He who possess this knowledge is capable of extending his life by 125-150 years and beyond. Do not shake your head in disbelief: this is quite possible once you know the technique. Long ago, when the world was less toxic, and collectively more powerful, living to ages 175-225 was not uncommon.
Posted On:8/16/2006 3:00am
Style: American JJ
Ashida Kim is one of the biggest pieces of monkey **** you can run into. But oh..he won't fight you unless this or that and he counts PINFALLS as victories, thus...he will defeat by default ANYONE that pulls guard on him. My personal opinion...The Rev needs to lay hands on him. The Rev will pimp him harder than a priest giving a snickers and two bags of M&Ms to an alter boy. Can I get a witness???.....amen
I'd like to leave this world like I came into it: Screaming, naked & covered in someone else's blood
Posted On:8/16/2006 3:17am
Style: Muay Thai (BJJ hiatus)
The use of Snake Eyes has left me totally speechless. I could never work out whether Ashida Kim was a con artist on the blag or just mad. I now understand that he is a total loon and probably believes everything he writes.
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