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  1. Jez is offline

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     Style: Rehab

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    and by the way.. please people.. weve seen what shinkengata is capable of.. dont hi-jack this thread, and let the man do what he does best.
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    I'd like to leave this world like I came into it: Screaming, naked & covered in someone else's blood

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    Posted On:
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     Style: Muay Thai (BJJ hiatus)

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    At every MA school I've ever been at there's always been someone with what I began calling a 'Sifu complex'. This guy would decide that it was his job to show anyone having problems what to do. Even if he'd just been shown it and couldn't do it to save his life. In fact, now I think about it, the guys with Sifu complexes were always totally ****.
  3. Fighting Cephalopod is offline
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    Submitting 1d6 Investigators per round

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    Posted On:
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     Style: ZHOO ZHITSU

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrblackmagic
    I don't know how if this applies to "TMA," but at boxing or MT gyms there "was" a guy who showed up drunk/hungover to spar.
    There are days when I show up hungover to spar.

    I call those days "Saturdays."
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     Style: wagamichi shorei kempo

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    How about those ass clowns that got thier first degree because they simply paid enough and have been around long enough. the guys that put on the starched white Juka super heavy cardbord thick gi, stand arounf with the other "Yudansha" congratulate themselvs on how tough they are, and mabey hit the heavy bag five or six times. Whew! Good training!

    "Hey you! brown belt kickboxing over there! never mind your bloody nose. You did not bow to me when I walked in the Dojo. i just rememberd. Give me 25 pushups!

    Yea...long ago when I was a bullshidoist, My Mcdojo was full of these guys. The women black belts were even worse.

    They were not content to stand over on the special side of the mat reserved for the enlightend...They had to come over and **** with the few guys that were realy training. You know here is an example.

    "Listen when you hit some one even kickboxing you have to say oss. It makes you hit harder."
    When You absolutely have to hide a body...try Alaska.
  5. mrblackmagic is offline
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    Posted On:
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    Join us... or die
     Style: yang taichi

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Why didn't you punch that guy in the chest while going osss? When he got up, you should have said," I think you're right."
    Sumus extra manum tuam.
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    Posted On:
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     Style: BJJ,MT,Wrestling,Boxing

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    More Not-so-well-known observations...


    In a Karate dojo or Judo club, the female black belt is almost always a slightly unkempt, less-than-feminine, secretly disgruntled woman who plays the content, happy, and noble girl at class , but most often goes home every night and watches Patrick Swayze movies until the wee hours of the morning leaving an empty pint of Ben & Jerry's to congeal on the table beside her recliner, where she also clips her toenails and uses them as toothpicks while waiting for the movie to get to the good parts. She will almost invariably own at least 6 cats.

    Dojos run by husband and wife blackbelts are a distant cousin to husband-and-wife evangelical franchises, and in rare cases, one and the same.

    Most TMAists would rather bang an asian chick, because they're orientophiles like that, and american women think they're spazzes.
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