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    bigger Bubba for a bigger guy?

    Okay, so I've pretty much decided to buy a Bubba grappling dummy. www.bubbadummy.com

    The standard dummy, which has a height of 5'10", costs $500. For an extra $100, you can have a custom dummy made which stands anywhere from 4' to 6'2". I'm wondering if it's worth the extra hundred to buy the biggest one possible, since I'm 6'6". What do you think? Should I buy one closer to my own size?

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    Save the money and just go to class.

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    Class is only twice a week. I want more. Unless you think the dummy is so worthless that I might improve my jiu-jitsu just as much by playing video games and masturbating the other five days.

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    Hire a bum.

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    Unfortunately, my city's economy has been on the rise lately and the bum supply seems to have dried up. Maybe I'll try the gay personals.

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    and good morning to you too supporting member
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    Quote Originally Posted by Glutamine
    Unfortunately, my city's economy has been on the rise lately and the bum supply seems to have dried up. Maybe I'll try the gay personals.
    Try the straight personals posing as a female then try to gay rape the guys that show up.


    If I were you, and I am, I'd save the $600 on a dummy and buy a good weight set to work out that way.
    You can't make people smarter. You can expose them to information, but your responsibility stops there.

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    Not over zealous, but just zealous enough. 病気の粗悪品

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    Buy a realdoll.com ,

    and when you get done rolling with it you can screw it! LOL
    People often tell me that I fail to see the gravity of the situation.
    I see the gravity, and I say...

    Step right up folks and watch me defy gravity!

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    I actually already have about $2,000 worth of weight equipment that I bought without considering that I might, you know, want to move out of my mom's house someday. I'm now trying to sell it. On top of the fact that it would be a pain to pack 1,000 pounds of metal with me, I've decided that sleeping on the floor because there's no room for a bed and worrying about putting a hole in the wall with the barbell is for the birds. As soon as I get this stuff sold, I'll be using a commercial gym.

    And BTW, if anybody is interested in buying a very nice home gym...

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    What's the consensus on grappling dummies in DHS? I've never considered one because I have at least two hours of training available to me any day of the week betwen BJJ, Judo/Sombo, and Kyokushin and I'm way too raggedy assed to endure two hours a day anyway. I'm having trouble seeing a skill transfer that is worth the trouble as far as submissions go, so a sandbag with no arms seems great to drill footsweeps, throwing actions (hip heist, etc.), and canvas grips.

    I would make a big ass sand bag out of an old canvas duffle or something because I'm way too cheap to spend $500 on a 50lb dummy. I really think snatching a 50lb dumbell would improve my grappling more than armbarring a floppy doll, even if it does have a wicked open guard game (j/k).

    This link will open a pdf that has instructions for one version of homemade sandbag:

    www.warriorforce.com/sandbagconstructionkit.pdf
    Quote Originally Posted by Dinosaur AMP
    You just can't go wrong when your getting armbar'd to Flogging Molly while a fire fighter is cursing at you in the background. Good stuff!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhamma
    Buy a realdoll.com ,

    and when you get done rolling with it you can screw it! LOL
    I considered that, but the temptation to forego the rolling and go straight to the fucking would be strong indeed. I might even quit BJJ (not to mention everything else in my life besides screwing the doll) entirely. No. Realdoll = very bad idea.

    BTW, the redheaded one is indisputably the hottest.

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