Do I hate asian TMA'ists more?
For SOME reason, I've always harbored more malice towards ASIANS who suck at martial arts then I have at anybody else who sucks at martial arts, and I thought about it more this morning and decided to publish my scientific findings on why this has occurred.
Take a look at this picture. It's three TKD practitioners, all equally stupid in their participation in the national sport of Korea.
Why does the Asian guy in the middle piss me off more then the two white boys flanking him? To clear up my own confusion, I had to look at a broader range of MA practicing asians.
Let's take a look at another picture, this time with no control (our control in the last picture was the two white boys).
For some reason, THIS picture had no negative emotional response from me. Two asians beating on one another, just as god intended man to do. It was about tat this point that I realized something that made me feel A LOT better.
It wasn't that they were "Asian" per se, but that their being asian was symbolic of the heritage of today's TMA scene (ya know... East Asian). And if anything gets me drinking hate-o-rade, it's TMA. Take a looks at the two pictures... they're of different arts, and THAT's what was getting me all pissed off before! Turns out I just hate TKD/Karate!
So in review:
- It wasn't asians, but the personification of TMA that pissed me off
- Asians that do worthwhile **** (Muay Thai, FMA, Iron chef) make me happy
- I still hate asians that do TKD. I just hate everybody that does TKD. EVERYONE. That includes my 10 year old self.
And why the **** do asian TKD'ers only have two fucking hair styles?
- This pisses me off
I'm not sorry if I offended you, I hate korea for making TKD it's national sport, and I know you are but what am I. So there.
P.S. If I have to tell you this isn't a serious rant, you need to have your sense of humor's oil changed.
lol, its true about the haircuts.
The first pic the asian guy is gonna break his fingers if he punches someone like that, maybe thats why you hate him?
It's a possibilty. I would feel better If I could be given the opputunity to break them, though.
Originally Posted by seanyseanybean
The haircut on that first kid is so 90s.
random poster: "You, sir, are a racist."
AK: "Oh, really. 5,4,3,2,1
random poster: *hangs head in shame.*
Hmm. Boot to Head? Contact with that foot would piss me off.
Originally Posted by airman kai
I hate Americans, especially if the suck at Baseball. ;)
I never understood the straight-shoulder punch technique. Totally unpractical. But hey, it looks cool!
Asians have to mix up their do's; I mean, come on, who wouldn't get tired of seeing black hair all the time. We need more purple or green heads though. That would be awesome.
Taekwondo is not TMA.
That's a really long way of saying "TKD sucks". At least TBK said it in a shorter way.
Yes, but Airman Kai is at least humorous.
Originally Posted by MaverickZ
TBK is just a fool.
Originally Posted by DerAuslander108
TKD still sucks, however, just in a now clearly identified non-TMA sense.