Ninjitsu + Aikido = This way they'll never see what a tremendous douche you are
Kenjitsu + Kino Mutai + Sumo = The art of buttering and eating dinner rolls
TKD + _ing __un = Flicky kicks that do no damage until you're close enough to unload with your flicky punches that do no damage
Drunken Kung Fu + BJJ = Pretend to be drunk, topple over and spread your legs. It's not just a way to pick up dates anymore.
That's all I've got for now. I may come up with more later.
BJJ + Aikido - Triangle choke becomes "hakama asphyxiation"
RBSD + Aikido - Your death garunteed!
Drunken Kung Fu + Screaming Monkey - Dad??
Wing Chun + Sumo - E.Honda
Capoeira + BJJ - "You can be Brazilian too! PLUS Backflip guard pass!"
TSD+ TKD - "Redundancy? What the hell is that?"
KSW + Aikido - "Ballroom...WITH PINK FANS!"
Capoeira + TKD - "You don't have to hide it; we do it for the chicks too."
BJJ + Turkish Wrestling - "It's not that it's gay, we're just...er...secure..."