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Thread: Crossing Arts

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Ninjitsu + Aikido = This way they'll never see what a tremendous douche you are

    Kenjitsu + Kino Mutai + Sumo = The art of buttering and eating dinner rolls

    TKD + _ing __un = Flicky kicks that do no damage until you're close enough to unload with your flicky punches that do no damage

    Drunken Kung Fu + BJJ = Pretend to be drunk, topple over and spread your legs. It's not just a way to pick up dates anymore.

    That's all I've got for now. I may come up with more later.

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    BJJ + Aikido - Triangle choke becomes "hakama asphyxiation"
    RBSD + Aikido - Your death garunteed!
    Drunken Kung Fu + Screaming Monkey - Dad??
    Wing Chun + Sumo - E.Honda

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Capoeira + BJJ - "You can be Brazilian too! PLUS Backflip guard pass!"

    TSD+ TKD - "Redundancy? What the hell is that?"

    KSW + Aikido - "Ballroom...WITH PINK FANS!"

    Capoeira + TKD - "You don't have to hide it; we do it for the chicks too."

    BJJ + Turkish Wrestling - "It's not that it's gay, we're just...er...secure..."

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