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    Crossing Arts

    I had a fellow strike up a conversation with me at work the other night, and found out that he was into Martial Arts as well. When i asked him what he did, he gave me the oddest combo of two arts i had ever heard.....Muay Thai and Tai Chi.

    WTFZ?

    It got me to thinking about these crossed arts, and i brainstormed about other crossed arts...and i wondered what the slogan of these crossed arts would be....so i thought some more, and i think i might have good slogan ideas for these.


    MUAY THAI & TAI CHI - "We Do Shin Kicks REALLY Slowly.." (Thanks to Pl4zma for this one)


    BJJ & TKD - "Point Grappling at its finest"


    WING CHUN & TRADITIONAL BOXING - "Now with actual Punching Power!!"


    BUJINKAN & DIM MAK "T3h D34dly Just got D34dlier"


    KENJUTSU & JUDO - "Throwing you with our swords"


    AIKIDO & MUAY THAI - "I will just let you run into my knee"


    TAE BO & BJJ - "Let Billy into your guard.."



    Anyone else want to contribute?

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    Nicely done

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    XMA + BJJ : 540 jump back spinning flying Omoplata while wearing a red silk gi and kamikaze headband. KIA!!!
    Mauro: Coming into the ring now is Giant Silva. 7 foot 2, 385 lbs, making his debut in Pride.
    Bas: Wow, that is one big guy!
    Mauro: He must have an enormous Johnson!
    Bas: Ur…I suppose.
    Mauro: What are his keys to victory here in the Pride ring tonight?
    Bas: Well I think he needs to use his reach, avoid Heaths takedowns, and try to use his size to overpower him.
    Mauro: I mean, imagine the size of that thing!
    Bas: Now Heath is coming into the ring…
    Mauro: Do women really like them that big? Doesn’t it hurt?
    Bas: I really wouldn’t know.
    Mauro: I’m starting to feel a little insecure.
    Bas: Let’s just talk about the fight.
    Mauro: You’re right, el Basito. What are Heaths keys to winning here tonight. What does he have to do? What are his strategies for emerging victorious here in the Saitama Super Arena tonight?
    Bas: Well, the first thing…
    Mauro: My wife says she doesn’t like them too big, that it’s all about how you use it.
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    bjj and aikido- "With even more denial."

    White crane and sambo - "It's like being a Russian ninja."

    Every style known to man - "Apply today to be a Bullshido staff member."
    Sumus extra manum tuam.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinkengata

    MUAY THAI & TAI CHI - "We Do Shin Kicks REALLY Slowly.." (Thanks to Pl4zma for this one)
    Ha! I did say that. I sometimes forget how awesome I am.

    Quote Originally Posted by Shinkengata
    BJJ & TKD - "Point Grappling at its finest"
    Meh. Most BJJ tournment have a point system. Maybe "Spinning Rear Naked Choke!"


    Quote Originally Posted by Shinkengata
    WING CHUN & TRADITIONAL BOXING - "Now with actual Punching Power!!"
    Nice.

    Quote Originally Posted by Shinkengata
    BUJINKAN & DIM MAK "T3h D34dly Just got D34dlier"

    BWHWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH AHAHA.


    Quote Originally Posted by Shinkengata
    KENJUTSU & JUDO - "Throwing you with our swords"
    Really old KoRyu Jujutsu.

    Quote Originally Posted by Shinkengata
    AIKIDO & MUAY THAI - "I will just let you run into my knee"
    Hehe. Nice.

    Quote Originally Posted by Shinkengata
    TAE BO & BJJ - "Let Billy into your guard.."
    I going to cry now. Thats scarier then Hostel and Saw put together.

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    Ninjutsu + Bat Style Kung Fu: 10x more Ninjer, now its too d34dly for teh str33t!

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    :llorar:

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    I'll try not to get too many tears in my food.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neildo
    *looks at list*
    *looks at profile*

    :llorar:

    I'm gonna go on my one-hour paid lunch break now.
    I'll try not to get too many tears in my food.

    Explain.

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