Crouching Philosopher, Hidden Philosopher
Posted On:8/06/2006 4:59am
Style: n/a (ex-Karate)
Originally Posted by bornsceptic
lol - at the moment standing up in the middle of it is the least of my worries. Some of the 'dirty' tactics he uses to escape my dominant position....well let's just say that kind of thing could revolutionise MMA, if the crowd had the stomach for it.
My son crapped in my eye when he was a month or so old. I kid you not.
That'll teach me to get so close when I'm wiping.
Now I train for distance and timing.
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Posted On:8/06/2006 8:46am
Style: Spanish Rapier/Epee/Foil
That is the most horrible thing I have ever heard. I will never be the same again.
Posted On:8/06/2006 8:51am
Style: Wu Style TCC + BJJ
My niece will happily launch into my kidneys with both knees. She also punches her own skull and laughs. I fully expect her to be tearing **** up in the MMA circuit before she hits four.
Posted On:8/06/2006 9:18am
Style: No gym currently.
Which article miffed the little shredder...
Maybe it was the "sword training at home" article he was worried about... perhaps he's thinking you're still sore over the poo in the eye incident, and are contemplating payback, bokken style!
Personally though, I'd go for the "TKD's close range kicks". Those would be the kicks with only two spins and a jump, I imagine.
Posted On:8/06/2006 1:58pm
Style: Short Fist Boxing
DA YOUNG - your son has an uncanny ability to sense that the man on the cover of that magazine is the one who brought laughability and commercialized shame to CMA. He knows this to be true and thus wanted to destroy the picture....
Or it could be that he is just a child who wrecks things as many children do.:icon_eek:
" If one wants to have a friend one must also want to wage war for him: and to wage war one must be capable of being an enemy." - Fr. Nietzsche 'On The Friend' Thus Spake Zarathustra
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Posted On:8/06/2006 2:41pm
Style: On hiatus
It's obvious that your son was pissed that there wasn't an article on Bas Rutten in there or at least some pancrase training tips.
I am a Ninja bitches!! Deal with it
Posted On:8/06/2006 6:25pm
Style: Improv comedy
Just remember at about 4 years old childere reach the prime "I am able to hit Dad in the Nards out of no where" height. Have three kids has given me an amazing ability to protect my family jewels at any given time.
Posted On:8/06/2006 11:10pm
Style: CMA,Muay Thai ,Yudo,TKD
I would imagine it was the "10 Original kicks of Hapkido" that set him off.
Titanium laced beauty
Posted On:8/06/2006 11:16pm
Style: BJJ, wrestling
I don't want to brag, but I've seen the weapons my son manufactures in his diaper take out multiple opponents on numerous occasions.
Also, why is it that his shrimping drills always reach peak efficiency on the changing table?
Shut the hell up and train.
Posted On:8/06/2006 11:39pm
To much baby powder.
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