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    Quote Originally Posted by bornsceptic
    lol - at the moment standing up in the middle of it is the least of my worries. Some of the 'dirty' tactics he uses to escape my dominant position....well let's just say that kind of thing could revolutionise MMA, if the crowd had the stomach for it.
    My son crapped in my eye when he was a month or so old. I kid you not.

    That'll teach me to get so close when I'm wiping.

    Now I train for distance and timing.
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    That is the most horrible thing I have ever heard. I will never be the same again.

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    My niece will happily launch into my kidneys with both knees. She also punches her own skull and laughs. I fully expect her to be tearing **** up in the MMA circuit before she hits four.

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    Which article miffed the little shredder...

    Maybe it was the "sword training at home" article he was worried about... perhaps he's thinking you're still sore over the poo in the eye incident, and are contemplating payback, bokken style!

    Personally though, I'd go for the "TKD's close range kicks". Those would be the kicks with only two spins and a jump, I imagine.

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    DA YOUNG - your son has an uncanny ability to sense that the man on the cover of that magazine is the one who brought laughability and commercialized shame to CMA. He knows this to be true and thus wanted to destroy the picture....
    Or it could be that he is just a child who wrecks things as many children do.:icon_eek:
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    It's obvious that your son was pissed that there wasn't an article on Bas Rutten in there or at least some pancrase training tips.


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    Just remember at about 4 years old childere reach the prime "I am able to hit Dad in the Nards out of no where" height. Have three kids has given me an amazing ability to protect my family jewels at any given time.

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    I would imagine it was the "10 Original kicks of Hapkido" that set him off.

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    I don't want to brag, but I've seen the weapons my son manufactures in his diaper take out multiple opponents on numerous occasions.

    Also, why is it that his shrimping drills always reach peak efficiency on the changing table?
    Shut the hell up and train.

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    To much baby powder.

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