Posted On:7/16/2003 10:54am
Bah, I'll beat your ass with my modern combination of zujitsu/Kas-Pin/Chung Moo Doe and Ban'Ligueli, combined with Yellow Bamboo Chi Powers. I call this Koeffesroeek-Ryu Ninjitsu.
Ha Ha Ha, only a fool challenges those who drift in the dusk like smoke from a grimpchillium fire.
Posted On:7/16/2003 10:56am
Okay Mr. Ninja tell me who Toshitsugu Takamatsu was and when did he die.
Badness will not be rewarded
Posted On:7/16/2003 11:01am
You won't be so tough when I ax kick you into submission . . .
Posted On:7/16/2003 11:03am
Style: Aikido and Judo
IS THAT THE DOJO OF THE LIVING DEAD!
Posted On:7/16/2003 11:05am
So that's what they call an axe kick. Seems quite effective, actually, I just wonder how many years I have to train until I can turn my foot into an axe too.
Posted On:7/16/2003 11:10am
First you need to buy the my special ax kick shoes which mold your foot into the appropriate shape using the battle tested principles of auto kinetic compression. Thus, with your foot so properly compressed, you will be able to perform this technique flawlessly. Also, you can only buy these special shoes from me, can only use them with my permission, and can only learn the special exercises associated with them through me. This is because only I know the appropriate compression physics(tm) behind them.
Please note, your foot will not be able to return to its original shape. You have now chosen this course for the rest of your life. But that's okay, because you can quickly silence anyone who laughs at you.
Edited by - mrmcfu on July 16 2003 11:13:08
Edited by - mrmcfu on July 16 2003 11:13:50
Posted On:7/16/2003 11:22am
Toshitsugu Takamatsu was the 33rd Soke (the head of the family, bearer of tradition) and the teacher of Soke Masaaki Hatsumi.
He was born in 23rd year of Meiji era, 10th of March, 1887. in town called Akashi in Hyogo region. His first name was Hisatsugu, and he changed it later to Toshitsugu.
Takamatsu died after on the 2nd of April 1972, when he was 85 years old.
Edited by - I am a ninja on July 16 2003 11:23:55
Posted On:7/16/2003 11:24am
Wow, nice Google/copy/paste job.
Posted On:7/16/2003 11:25am
For the record MrMcFu Shnickens, with proper technique, not only can you turn your foot into an axe AND back into a foot, but you can turn your foot into a subatomic particle atomizer with devastating fire power. Also, you can change it back into a foot after that.
Posted On:7/16/2003 11:26am
I wrote that article and submitted it to google.
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