Posted On:7/16/2003 10:33am
Basically, I'm the greatest fighter of all time. I'm a master in every singal martial art ever, and have a Vale Tudo record of 4,998,342,561,342,152,423-0-0. I'm pretty much invincible. So, I've decided to help you aspiring fighters reach your goals by answering some questions you may have. OK shoot.
Badness will not be rewarded
Posted On:7/16/2003 10:34am
I bet you couldn't beat a SCARS master
Posted On:7/16/2003 10:35am
Whatever dude, I sooooooooooo kicked your ass at the last super secret black pajama party.
Shut up and train
Posted On:7/16/2003 10:36am
Style: Aikido and Judo
Mr Ninja, you are clearly wise.
Please teach us......
Posted On:7/16/2003 10:38am
How do you defeat a master of Ban'Ligueli, the Turkish/Indian art of levitation?
Posted On:7/16/2003 10:39am
Can you tell me about your iron ninja training? Is it close to steel or aluminum ninja training?
Posted On:7/16/2003 10:45am
This guy is far beyond your basic alloys SHL7!
Possibly some Titanium compound, dare I say....
Posted On:7/16/2003 10:46am
MrMcFuckFace check this out. I have created a a new style of Kung Fu that is a hybrid of SCARS, Lethalo, Kung Fu and jiu jitsu. I call it Scarthalo Fujitsu. It's AKA shark riding elephants back kung fu.
Fister of Kittens,
You are a liar. I shall defeat you AGAIN with one of your own techniques. The double fist of fury. We shall say who ends up forearm deep into whom....
Posted On:7/16/2003 10:49am
I practice Grimpchillium Alloy ninja training by the way. It's melts at a grimchillion degrees (the temperature in which fire melts).
Posted On:7/16/2003 10:53am
I dont believe that your scientific principles are well founded.
I require proof good sir or you shall be hung for being a liar, a bounder and a cad.......
Edited by - Kensai on July 16 2003 10:55:23
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