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    Hell yeah! Hell no!

    Some people say "Mos, how you get so?"...

    It's still possible to focus on position while doing whacky ****. Go on, try the monkey mount...Quarter Guard...Crucifix Guard...Keep switching between turtling and sitting out to guard...Start your single legs with a shoulder roll...Jump into sweeps...It won't hurt you...That lump? Oh, it's just your massive rubber guard stabilizer muscles...Must be all that dinosaur training...No, really, I swear it's not cancer...Probably.


    "The only important elements in any society
    are the artistic and the criminal,
    because they alone, by questioning the society's values,
    can force it to change."-Samuel R. Delany

    RENDERING GELATINOUS WINDMILL OF DICKS

    THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST NON-EUCLIDIAN SPLATTERJOUST EVER

    It seems that the only people who support anarchy are faggots, who want their pathetic immoral lifestyle accepted by the mainstream society. It wont be so they try to create their own.-Oldman34, friend to all children

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Quote Originally Posted by hedgehogey
    It's still possible to focus on position while doing whacky ****. Go on, try the monkey mount...Quarter Guard...Crucifix Guard...Keep switching between turtling and sitting out to guard...Start your single legs with a shoulder roll...Jump into sweeps...It won't hurt you...That lump? Oh, it's just your massive rubber guard stabilizer muscles...Must be all that dinosaur training...No, really, I swear it's not cancer...Probably.
    Hedge what the?... funny.. but aren't you supposed to be in Baltimore right now? *confused*

    your post is still funny though....

  3. #23
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I'm at Geoff's.

    And Os-chan, considering i'm an advanced blue and thus unquestionably the Seme in this relationship, I can do whatever hilarious, Bravo-esque parallel guard I want and you can do not a thing about it.


    "The only important elements in any society
    are the artistic and the criminal,
    because they alone, by questioning the society's values,
    can force it to change."-Samuel R. Delany

    RENDERING GELATINOUS WINDMILL OF DICKS

    THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST NON-EUCLIDIAN SPLATTERJOUST EVER

    It seems that the only people who support anarchy are faggots, who want their pathetic immoral lifestyle accepted by the mainstream society. It wont be so they try to create their own.-Oldman34, friend to all children

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