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    Why Kungfoolss loves martial artists...

    Man Practicing Martial Arts Accidentally Stabs Self:surprised

    August 1, 2006

    CHARLOTTE, N.C. -- Police where called to a home on Mt. Holly-Huntersville Road near Brookshire Boulevard around 12:30 a.m. Tuesday after a man was stabbed in the chest.

    When officers arrived, the man said he was practicing martial arts when he accidentally stabbed himself with his weapon.

    The man was treated for non-life-threatening injuries.

    http://www.wsoctv.com/news/9607902/detail.html

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    Additional news coverage -

    Martial arts proves dangerous

    STEVE LYTTLE
    slyttle@charlotteobserver.com

    Here is a reminder that practicing the martial arts can be dangerous -- sometimes even for the martial artist.

    Charlotte-Mecklenburg police were called about 12:30 a.m. this morning to an address near the corner of Mount Holly-Huntersville Road and Brookshire Boulevard, after receiving a report that a man had been stabbed.

    Police said they discovered that the victim had been practicing martial arts -- apparently a form of the arts that involves a sword or knife -- and had stabbed himself in the chest accidentally. The victim, whose identity has not been released, was taken by Medic to the hospital with wounds that are not life-threatening, police said.

    http://www.charlotte.com/mld/charlotte/15171234.htm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omega
    *slaps forehead.
    See now, if you happened to have a shuriken in your hand just now you could have wound up as one of Kungfoolss' statistics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by THX-1138
    See now, if you happened to have a shuriken in your hand just now you could have wound up as one of Kungfoolss' statistics.

    May a 1000 horny llamas find you attractive.

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    May 1000 Uncyclopedia users find that hilarious.

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    Kungfoolss loves martial artists because it takes one to know one.

    (Waits for ****-ignorant remark on neurology or history or something)
    What am I?:

    I am ignorant, thieving, lying, hypocrital, violent and thoroughly self obssessed. I steal from others to make myself look better, only to make the item or information worse.

    I go on and on and ON about how brave and strong and brilliant and wealthy I am, but in the end I'm all mouth and no trousers.

    That's right children, I'm your average AMERICUNT! and I exemplify AMERICA!:911flag:

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    JohnnyCache's "retort" proving how much he knows about medicine and geography and First World countries:
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...=78188&page=22

    Yes, through persistent lack of work and the cultivation of ignorance, he is a true American.

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