Help my friend's dumbass bro
Wow this is the stupidest thing I ever heard. I have this friend who'se bro does not :
-do much of anything ever
however he does:
-pretend to be a gangster
-get drunk like every night
He is depressed because he's a fat and weak piece of **** but being a junkie and a wigger he has access to drug dealers who have recently started offering him "image enhancers" (steroids). I'm trying to convince him not to because I know a whole pile of horrible **** will happen to him but quite frankly, aside from the side effects real lifters get like aggression, bitchtits and ball shrinking(which are scary enough for me) I don't know what will. Does anyone have any idea what happens to a 17 year old steriod user who doesnt work out and does other narcotics. I'm sure its worse than what would happen to a real experienced lifter
Heart attack, but on the bright side he won't be alive anymore.
probably just gets the side effects without any of the benefits.
Originally Posted by kracker
Does he know you actually have to work out to benefit from steroids?
You don't just magically get ripped and strong.
If you've already told him that steroids are bad, there's not much more you can do.
Buy him a gym membership and kick his ass unless he starts going?
Steroids without trainign are worhtless, in the muscle-gaining sense.
Besides, steriods make teenagers stop growing, so he'll never get any taller if he takes them.
Originally Posted by warnerj5000
Lol no I don't feel in any way responsible and quite frankly I don't care. Like you said I told him its not a good idea and thats all I can do. I was just curious if there was anything extra bad about using steriods at 17 and not working out aside from one arm joint curls.
Least of his fucking worries.
Originally Posted by kracker
Originally Posted by Dinosaur AMP
I don't believe it. Someone who's actually worse off than Bao (by his own choice, I mean).
Get your friend to read this site. This thread in particular, since it's about him.
He should evaluate himself and his goals for life. At 17 he has his life ahead of him. He can either get his ass in gear and make something of himself, or royally **** up.
Wait, no. Make him read one of Bao's threads and say "this will be you in about a year if you don't get it together."
Is he still in school?
If it were me, I'd:
1) Stop being a wigger
2) Stop doing weed/drinking every night (occasionaly is fine)
3) Go to school.
4) Get friends who don't deal drugs.
5) Start working out.
6) Start listening to Metal.
In that order.
But, most importantly, stop getting high/drunk every night and go to school.
kick his ass. show him the bullshidoness of wigger-do and gangsta-fu... But his current MAs are useful with guns, knives, icepicks, or any improvised weapon.... as well as with large numbers of people.
Kill him. But seriously, kill him.
And buy Maddox's Alphabet of Manliness! He'll see that he's not really a man at all, and begin doing your chores, and get yelled at by AkiraMusashi, and told he'll never be happy. That'll whip him into shape.
Or you can go the alternative route, and shoot him in the kneecaps, and use real martial art moves to take him out, completely. Beat him like Big Boss would anybody who spoke to him. Show him how a successful person lives, off the tears of the downtrodden. He'll see how superior you are and either
b.) Hang a poster of you in his room and become a better person.