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    I pratice Aikikai Aikido

    I sensed many evil spirits lurching in the hearts of the posters here. As a warrior of peace, I decided to lend you some of my pure ki.
    At my dojo, we do not focus on the hurting of other people, we encourage love of one another. So whenever we do a technique, we always make sure that we do not hurt the other person. I shall now give an example:

    Yesterday, while training with my sensei, he said "Now be careful, if you do not flow with my ki, then you can end up breaking your wrist." So I harmonized with his ki and he performed the technique beautifully and I landed without a scratch. Many of you can learn much from this style of teaching.
    Also, do not restrict yourself to martial arts. My sensei runs a ball room dancing and ballay (please excuse my poor grammar) school. I found that the movements in those arts greatly helped my Aikido. Tennis and golf do the same. It is truly amazing how everything comes back to Aikido. And another thing, we do not do sparring because it might hurt somebody, and we feel that it encourages evil ki and does not hold true to the peaceful principles of O-Sensei.

    Now, stop throwing your dark ki at each other and embrace one another. Only then will you be "true" martial artists and can find enlightenment. For that is the true purpose of martial arts, to find peace within one's self by harmonizing with others.
    Thank you for your time and attention. I hope everyone here finds their true calling. Ta-ta.
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    Are you a chick?

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    I have tried to apply what I learned in AIkido to golf

    I still suck at golf

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    I dunno if he's serious or just trying to have fun.

    But just in case he is serious, I am more than willing to drop my "evil ki" and let harmonize with the good ki and all that.

    Unfortunately, this world is **** and it wouldnt let me.

    I have no choice but to retain my "evil ki"... or else I'd be somebody's bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pl4zM4
    Are you a chick?
    No kind sir, I am not a lady. However, such things should not be a concern in any area, because it all comes down to KI. And in ki, all types of people are the same. That is why we do not encourage racism or other discriminatory remarks at my dojo, because we are all one in the same.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da_AzN
    I dunno if he's serious or just trying to have fun.

    But just in case he is serious, I am more than willing to drop my "evil ki" and let harmonize with the good ki and all that.

    Unfortunately, this world is **** and it wouldnt let me.

    I have no choice but to retain my "evil ki"... or else I'd be somebody's bitch.
    Indeed, this world is difficult to deal with. That is why one practices Aikido. You must learn to use your own pure KI to dispell the evil ki of those around you. Then they will emit pure ki and will do the same for others. In this way, you take the first baby steps in purifying the world of hate, lust, and sin.

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    This is a very Kikkomanesque troll job. 6/10 for the use of the phrase, "stop throwing your dark ki at each other". If you had used the word 'hurling' instead of 'throwing' I might have given you 7/10 for the double entendre.
    Shut the hell up and train.

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    The key to proper trolling is subtlety. Bear that in mind during your next attempt.

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    you dont happen to keep a journal do you?

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