Chafing Thighs

**Glutamine** · Posted On: 7/30/2006 12:59am

For those of you who have big thighs and can't walk without your legs rubbing together--what do you do about it? I've tried buying the longest, tightest underwear I can find, but it always ends up riding up. Is there any underwear out there made SPECIFICALLY for bodybuilders and powerlifters with thick legs, and that actually works?

(BTW, if anybody cracks wise about procuring a pair of my mother's pantyhose, you will die.) :qleft7:

**Airman Kai** · Posted On: 7/30/2006 1:05am

You could always try developing a new, funny walk. Like a variant of the muscle head walk, but for your massive thighs. That would at least be amusing for others.

**Glutamine** · Posted On: 7/30/2006 1:21am

You mean like the "invisible lat syndrome" walk with your arms held way out to the sides, plus the saddle-sore saunter? People would think I was an egotistical bodybuilder who was just got back from horse-riding lessons. LOL

**MEGA JESUS-SAMA** · Posted On: 7/30/2006 1:24am

It has nothing to do with your thighs being fat, it has everything to do with you not doing laundry.

**Glutamine** · Posted On: 7/30/2006 3:23am

What does my wearing never-washed underwear have to do with it? If anything I would think the accumulated slime would aid in lubrication.

**MEGA JESUS-SAMA** · Posted On: 7/30/2006 3:27am

Boxers caked with ballsweat just aggrevate your thighs.

I have plenty of friends that are fucking hueg, to the point that their manly, toned thighs of steel rub together, no problem with chafing. It's the smelly shitstains that never wahs their fucking clothes that chafe, regardless of thigh clearance.

**Glutamine** · Posted On: 7/30/2006 3:34am

I always wear clean clothes, so that's not the issue. The issue is that my underwear always rides up and then skin rubs against skin.

**CNagy** · Posted On: 7/30/2006 9:36am

Compression shorts. You should be able to find them in the Sporting Goods section of your local Walmart, Kmart, Target, whatever. They fit like a second skin, and they don't ride up.

Alternatively, you could wear two pairs of shorts, and pull the bottom layer up as high as it will go. I ran my thighs bloody before trying this, and it worked wonderfully (just be sure to wear a long shirt, lol.) It is a poor man's alternative to compression shorts.