Fake Legends! Tell your story...

**Dr_Santo** · Posted On: 7/11/2003 2:43pm

Once i heard from a friend of mine, that one guy fought with a Kung Fu guy in a guy's tournament (guy). The Kung Fu guy was doing mantis i think and the other was a Full Contact fighter. The Full contact fighter kicked the Kung Fu guy's ass very badly. The only thing the Kung Fu guy did was a strange finger stroke to the Full Contact fighter's chest. The fight was over by KO and the FC fighter won. As he approched to the KF guy to greet him, the KF Guy laugh and say "You're as good as dead. I used a Chi-Na pressure point of death. You'll be dead very soon".
The FC fighter was confused, thought it was a joke so he laughed too.
3 years later, hes still alive. This means either 2 things "The Kung Fu Guy Sucks Ass" or "There is no Pressure Point of Death".

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**Balloonknot** · Posted On: 7/11/2003 2:48pm

More grappling propaganda!!!

**Punisher** · Posted On: 7/11/2003 2:52pm

Do a search for a thread called somehting like "What's the Worst semniar you ever went to?"

It's a topic I started a long time ago and there are some good stories in there.

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**Dr_Santo** · Posted On: 7/11/2003 2:54pm

Thanks Punisher.

And NO, it's not GRappling propaganda... please...
It's full contact... kicks with punches?

**Kuroneko** · Posted On: 7/11/2003 2:56pm

I liked the one someone posted here, where some 'grandmaster' did a pressure thingy in a seminar and told the guy, you will die in 15 minutes if I don't do the inverse technique. Hehe, the guy ran out the dojo and came back 30 minutes later, apparently alive and laughing...

**Dr_Santo** · Posted On: 7/11/2003 3:14pm

Now that's funny. What did the master do? Ran too?

**matzahbal** · Posted On: 7/11/2003 3:30pm

LOL that is good. I do that to my friends..they are like "Lets see some kung fu" expecting to rip into with "that **** won't work, blah blah" so I touch them on their chest with a finger poke and tell them tehy will be dead in 3 days. They stand there with a "WTF" look, it's priceless.

"But some apes they gotta go, so we kill the ones we don't know" - 'Ape shall never kill Ape' by The Vandals

**Southpaw** · Posted On: 7/11/2003 3:41pm

I whole-heartedly believe in pressure point kills with one strike..............

If delivered by a Taoist Immortal.

There are probabley less then 15 in the whole world.

**MrMcFu** · Posted On: 7/11/2003 4:17pm

Actually what he hit the guy with was very real and deadly.

His dead will be long, agonising, and slow, being drawn out over the space of 50 years.

http://www.zanshin-dojo.de

**Southpaw** · Posted On: 7/11/2003 4:22pm

...I also know that 99.99% of you have either never heard of Taoist Immortals or don't believe in them.

That's cool. I don't want to get into an arguement based on personal beliefs. Just thought I'd chime in and say I believe "pressure point kills" can be done.