Jesus Hates Traditional Martial Arts!

**Phrost** · Posted On: 8/29/2002 1:59pm

Yep, it's official: Jesus is a fan of MMA.

Just kidding.

I figured you would get a kick out of this link

The credit goes to Rorny Gracie for digging it up and making fun of Ashida Kim on his site with it.

**Mercurius** · Posted On: 8/29/2002 4:59pm

Oh man, I've read this bullshit tract 10 times and its managed to piss me off every single time. I'm ashamed to share a religion with such goddamn fools, but at least I can take comfort in our denominational differences.

I haven't seen such a complete display of ignorance since the last time Peedee said kata were useless.

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And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**ksmythe** · Posted On: 8/29/2002 5:51pm

I think I'll go practice some fuking filthy satanic deception tonight!

**Sucka_MC** · Posted On: 8/29/2002 7:26pm

Hmmm... I practice in a church. I keep trying to convince my class to put "Kicking Ass For Christ" on our uniforms for tournaments. That or something like "The Inquesition Returns"

**ksmythe** · Posted On: 8/30/2002 10:59am

I particulary like the deadly "Chop" ...it can kill a man.

**RellBound** · Posted On: 9/01/2002 3:08pm

That is too funny. Althought BJJ or even regular JJ is not mentioned.

Sucka I'm not surprised that they don't go for the Inquisition comment. Too many Jews still upset over Torquemada's methods of conversion.

**jing shen gou** · Posted On: 9/01/2002 10:00pm

i happen to have a christian instrutor, actually hes an ordained minister, and he'd probably lauph his a$s off about this.

breathing is the center, if your breathing is wrong then your body wil be messed up.

**Choke** · Posted On: 9/02/2002 12:47am

it's just sad. i can say no more about this.

Cast in the name of God. Ye not guilty.

**aelius** · Posted On: 9/02/2002 8:13am

This is a very funny page. It's creator is a gifted comedian who should be encouraged to write more of this material, it's brilliant.
What? What's that?.........It's supposed to be serious! No way man! Next you'll be telling me that Harry Potter incites children to practise black magic........

**Saiken66** · Posted On: 9/02/2002 4:36pm

I can't believe the audacity of this website. Obviously this person knows not of what he speaks. Excuse me; but shouldn't you experience something before you totally condemn it?!?