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    Boyd : Not completely. That is, they guy's vision came back after a while to the best of my knowledge.


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    I killed 5 people by finger spear to the throat

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    I killed 23 people by armbar.

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    I performed my fancy kata and 50 people fell over dead.

    Wyatt

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    Seriously, I would never enter a death match. It's irrational.

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    Ohh I have.

    I once entered this underground Kumite in Hong-Kong. I met a big dude called Ray Jackson, and this little Chinese guy led us to the venue.

    When we got there the officials didn't believe who my Shidoshi was, so I had to show them my "Dim Mak".

    I won all my rounds up till the final, but Ray was KO'd by this nasty fellow called Chung Li (he's killed people you know). Anyway he threw this powdery stuff in my eyes so I had to fight blind, I won though, with a jumping kick.

    Super underground Kumite's are so cool.

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    YOU HAVE BETRAYED ME, IN THE WORST POSSIBLE MANNER!!" - KiWarrior

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    My real name is Chung Li, and I can verify SLJ's story as being true. I thought I could piss him off by wearing his friend's bandana to our fight and win by blinding him with this pill I crushed, but it turns out I was wrong. Maybe I should have crushed him with my massive pectoral muscles? As they say, hindsight is 20/20.
    "The morning glory blooms for an hour. It differs not at heart from the giant pine, which lives for a thousand years."

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    Give me a few more years of my training and yes i would. Not to the death but until one fighter can no longer fight.

    A cop friend of mine told me in Mexico drug lords put payed people to have death fights where only one man truely leaves alive. you get like 20 thousand but that is not worth killing someone and getting hurt or dieing.
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    Damn you Chung Li!

    You know, I must be honest, if you hadn't of worn that bandana you probably would of won. You made me so mad!

    I forgive you for the powder throwing incident, and I am gratefull you did not crush my head with your extremely large pectorals. I seem to remember kneeling down and being within crushing range.

    Congrats on your most deaths record by the way.

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    Space may be the final frontier,
    But it's made in a Hollywood basement.
    "You realise the transformations give a man enough strength to destroy a truck with his bare hands!?
    YOU HAVE BETRAYED ME, IN THE WORST POSSIBLE MANNER!!" - KiWarrior

    "Sport ? That kind of thing's not my bag baby!" - Sammy Franco

    "This system was developed with the help of notible BJJ fighter Ribbon Muchado." - "Sifu" Anthony Iglesias

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    once in my kendo travels i met a Japanese martial artist and association president who was maybe about 60 years old. he told us that his father, who was apparently big in the DNBK, engaged in the last duel with swords in Japan. he didn't say how it ended, but i assume his father won. his father also apparently resolved disputes over promotional tests by threatening to resort to dueling.

    sounds like bull, but if you saw intense the guy was you wouldn't be surprised if it were true.

    and no, i personally wouldn't risk dying or post-traumatic stress related to killing a man with my bare hands to test my martial arts skill. though i am a proponent of tort reform embracing judicial combat rather than lawsuits.

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