Page 1 of 3 123 Last
  1. #1

    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Posts
    2,868
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    OK now, what the hell is this then:

    "Modern American Ninjitsu training and concepts. Looking for something more active than a Ninja book, Ninja movie or Ninja turtle? Tew Ryu Ninjitsu - Rick Tew's Martial Science is your replacement for traditional ninjutsu training. RTMS, your source for Total Warrior Training."

    -> http://www.ninjitsu.com/cms.html

    'Modern American Tew Ryu NinjItsu'... I hope Ashida and Frank Dux are up for the competition.

  2. #2
    Phoenix's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    Location
    Canada
    Posts
    2,677
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    It sounds a little too much like a comic book.

    Le Grill?? What the hell is that?!! - Homer Simpson
    "Onward we stagger, and if the tanks come, may God help the tanks." - Col. William O. Darby

  3. #3
    Fig Newtons are fruit and cake, suckah. supporting member
    matzahbal's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2002
    Location
    Henderson, NV
    Posts
    839
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    LLL, I've seen his page before, he also has www.winjitsu.com registered.

    He was a student of Frank Dux. If you ever watch the video's on his website (and he has alot) you'll see that he doesn't teach any fighthing application at all, he just teaches the students how to choreograph a fight scene and do stupid excercises like rolling around on the ground and jumping over eachother.

    Here are some key vids to check out.
    1. The one where is counter to an arm bar is to flick kick the attacker in the head while he's applying the arm bar. And when I say flick kick, I literally mean he's flicking his closest foot at the guys head like he's playing hacky sack.

    2. When he's demonstating something his students always over react to a punch or a kick to a really annoying degree.

    3. His weapon use involves alot of jumping and spinning, espcially for the final move.

    4. One video shows him teaching how to fake a punch and how to react to a fake punch.

    I go to the side quite often to laugh at the videos. It helps with a slow day at work :)

    "But some apes they gotta go, so we kill the ones we don't know" - 'Ape shall never kill Ape' by The Vandals
    Apu: "Oh! You have just been Apu'd!"

  4. #4
    Phoenix's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    Location
    Canada
    Posts
    2,677
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    If this guy's a student of Frank Dux, I got one word for him.....AVOID.

    Le Grill?? What the hell is that?!! - Homer Simpson
    "Onward we stagger, and if the tanks come, may God help the tanks." - Col. William O. Darby

  5. #5

    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Posts
    2,868
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Jesus lord, I watched some of the videos... I'm hardly a martial artist myself, having only taken 6 months of Kali 5 years ago, so I'm not sure if I should comment on others' techniques. But the weapon disarms... Words fail to express...

    AND whatever some people think of Bujinkan etc., compare them to this. If this stuntman/circus clown academy has anything to do with ninjutsu then it's no wonder ninjas are gone today.

  6. #6
    Fig Newtons are fruit and cake, suckah. supporting member
    matzahbal's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2002
    Location
    Henderson, NV
    Posts
    839
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I would love to go camping and see these idiots jumping around in the forest like a bunch of monkeys on crank.

    "But some apes they gotta go, so we kill the ones we don't know" - 'Ape shall never kill Ape' by The Vandals
    Apu: "Oh! You have just been Apu'd!"

  7. #7

    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Posts
    2,868
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Tew Ryu Ninjitsu in action:



    "The path to Black Belt usually will be a period of 2-4 years after attaining your Red Belt Instructor status. This is the time where you will develop and perfect your skills, create a personal style, become a real RTMS representative and prepare yourself to "Live the Way." Every student that reaches the Red Belt Level will become an important part of the Tew Ryu Organization."

    This just keeps getting better and better... And BTW if you wonder what it takes to be an instructor in the first place, it means buying video tapes from them, and then teaching a couple of your friends according to waht you see...

    I am speechless.

  8. #8

    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Posts
    2,868
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Damn my awesome picture link didn't work then... I guess they protect their copyrights or something.

  9. #9
    Fig Newtons are fruit and cake, suckah. supporting member
    matzahbal's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2002
    Location
    Henderson, NV
    Posts
    839
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    LLL, they also have a health supliment line called "Green Life" or something like that, appearently the power of chlorophyl unleashes awesome ninja powers.

    "But some apes they gotta go, so we kill the ones we don't know" - 'Ape shall never kill Ape' by The Vandals
    Apu: "Oh! You have just been Apu'd!"

  10. #10
    Phoenix's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    Location
    Canada
    Posts
    2,677
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    The whole damn thing sounds like an Amway sales pitch.

    Le Grill?? What the hell is that?!! - Homer Simpson
    "Onward we stagger, and if the tanks come, may God help the tanks." - Col. William O. Darby

Page 1 of 3 123 Last

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Log in

Log in
Single Sign On provided by vBSSO