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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Dude, you're kidding right?!? It's all right here...

    www.realultimatepower.net

    (Ironically, my friend and my brother JUST sent this to me two days ago...I was laughing at them. "That's like, SO old!")

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    "This place has a lot of potential."
    "Yeah! Man, it's a HO-asis!" - 2 Fast 2 Furious
    Regards,
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    "Na'h, they should go to old school rules.
    One guy gets sword and sheild, the other gets a net and a trident.
    Lions eat christians between rounds." - Strong Machine

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    That's just ninja propaganda. I haven't gotten around to making the pirate website to counter such ridiculous claims of ninjas killing pirates.

    Can you tell me of a SINGLE time in history in which a Pirate was EVER killed by a lowly Ninja?

    I didn't think so.

  3. #13
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    Wrong.

    Franciscan monks > Pirates > Ninjas

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    "All this talk about 'newbies' is making me a little nervous. You guys don't have any sort of secret hazing initiation involving wooden paddles and me screaming 'Thank you sir, may I have another?!' do you?"

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    Such as thou art, sometime was I. supporting member
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    A simple comparative analysis reveals the superiority of the PIRATE!. For example:

    Modes of Transportation
    PIRATE! Ship>Tabi

    Secret Headquarters
    Secret Caribbean Island>Secret Japanese Castle

    Weaponry
    Cannon>Ninja-To

    Animal Companion
    Parrot who can say "Ninjas Suck">None

    Reputation
    You can't just claim to be a PIRATE! and then plead secrecy when asked for proof. You must:

    Demonstrate proficiency with a saber
    Tie complicated knots
    Work on a PIRATE! ship

    Plus there is no PIRATE! version of Ashida Kim...which pretty much destroys ninjas...

    Additionally, a ninja has a job he must perform. A PIRATE! could always sit around and drink RUM!. Which brings up another point; ninjas do not, as far as I know, grace any liquor bottles.

    THEREFORE....PIRATES! ROOL! Har.

    "If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - for ever."
    Normally, I'd say I was grappling, but I was taking down and mounting people, and JFS has kindly informed us that takedowns and being mounted are neither grappling nor anti grappling, so I'm not sure what the **** I was doing. Maybe schroedinger's sparring, where it's neither grappling nor anti-grappling until somoene observes it and collapses the waveform, and then I RNC a cat to death.----fatherdog

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    "Plus there is no PIRATE! version of Ashida Kim...which pretty much destroys ninjas..."

    Well, there is that Captain Hook character. What kind of a pirate was he, getting his ass kicked by a sissy in green tights?

    "Everybody knows...if the police have to chase you down, they're brining an ass kicking with them". - Chris Rock
    "Onward we stagger, and if the tanks come, may God help the tanks." - Col. William O. Darby

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    naturally pirates > ninjas

    however I feel the need to point out that
    robots>pirates>ninjas

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    Shut up and train

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    Such as thou art, sometime was I. supporting member
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    I should point out that Hook was only somewhat outwitted by a guy in green tights. He was actually defeated by an ALLIGATOR. So, in fact, he rocks. Because everyone knows gay people are sneaky smart.

    "If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - for ever."
    Normally, I'd say I was grappling, but I was taking down and mounting people, and JFS has kindly informed us that takedowns and being mounted are neither grappling nor anti grappling, so I'm not sure what the **** I was doing. Maybe schroedinger's sparring, where it's neither grappling nor anti-grappling until somoene observes it and collapses the waveform, and then I RNC a cat to death.----fatherdog

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    As for Shinobi, we need actual video evidence of a tank being destroyed by ninjas.

    "If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - for ever."
    Normally, I'd say I was grappling, but I was taking down and mounting people, and JFS has kindly informed us that takedowns and being mounted are neither grappling nor anti grappling, so I'm not sure what the **** I was doing. Maybe schroedinger's sparring, where it's neither grappling nor anti-grappling until somoene observes it and collapses the waveform, and then I RNC a cat to death.----fatherdog

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    "I should point out that Hook was only somewhat outwitted by a guy in green tights. He was actually defeated by an ALLIGATOR. So, in fact, he rocks. Because everyone knows gay people are sneaky smart."


    Uh....Touche.

    "Everybody knows...if the police have to chase you down, they're brining an ass kicking with them". - Chris Rock
    "Onward we stagger, and if the tanks come, may God help the tanks." - Col. William O. Darby

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    I am sneaky smart.

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