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    Just for Blade.

    I predict omega by being a large professional fighter early in round 1 of every match.

    I'm also reasonably sure that WCR is on the 28th, because the 25th is a wednesday....

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    Damn ringers

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    "When we go to the ground, you are in my world. The ground is the ocean, I am the shark, and most people don't even know how to swim." RCJ Machado
    Quote Originally Posted by Sifu Rudy Abel
    "Just what makes a pure grappler think he can survive with an experienced striker. Especially if that striker isn't following any particular rule set and is well aware of what the grapplers strategies are".

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    Alright here goes:

    Wastrel goes down in the first 30 seconds of West Coast Rumble. Little did he know that me and brandeissansoo have been planning and perfecting the flying armbar and the cuphump, which we beautifully execute as Wastrel walks in the door. DEM & brandeissansoo by KO, round 0.

    omega vs. everybody
    omega begins to challenge everybody at WCR, grabbing his crotch and flicking everyone off. I pass out the complimentary shotguns and blow omega away. Then we ankle lock the remains. Everybody, submission (ankle lock).



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    Okay guys I'm ready. I'm coming down on the 26th.

    Go away I'm talking to myself

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    Predictions:

    Wastrel vs. Alchohol: On the night before the Rumble, Wastrel goes down hard in a vicious multi-opponent battle with various concoctions, foguht hard over several hours, and culminating in a late-night trip to the hospital for a stomach pump and IV rehydration.

    Deus Ex Machina vs. His Sexuality:
    Closeted for so long, and in a room full of nubile tough guys, Deus can no longer contain his desire for manflesh. He goes into a panic, begging to "roll" everybody at once, abandoning submission attempts in favor of intricate disrobing maneuvers he's been perfecting for some time. The Victor? Deus's gayness.

    Brandeissansoo vs. Blade Windu Voodoo Doll:
    Specially manufactured for the occasion, the Blade Windu doll looks like a polyglot of famously unpleasant and unliked English folk-Kingsley Amis, Profumo, Neville Chamberlain, Ronnie Kray, Margaret Thatcher, Blade Windu, Prince Charles etc. Brandeissansoo delivers a vicious beating, but dies of a massive heart attack.

    Omega vs. Brutal Human Nature:
    Omega tries to hold himself back in order to deliver some useful instruction, but ultimately fails and goes on a rampage, killing the entire room. He walks off holding his crotch.

    "If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - for ever."

    Edited by - The Wastrel on June 19 2003 16:03:40
    Normally, I'd say I was grappling, but I was taking down and mounting people, and JFS has kindly informed us that takedowns and being mounted are neither grappling nor anti grappling, so I'm not sure what the **** I was doing. Maybe schroedinger's sparring, where it's neither grappling nor anti-grappling until somoene observes it and collapses the waveform, and then I RNC a cat to death.----fatherdog

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    Wastrel vs. Alchohol: On the night before the Rumble, Wastrel goes down hard in a vicious multi-opponent battle with various concoctions, foguht hard over several hours, and culminating in a late-night trip to the hospital for a stomach pump and IV rehydration.

    Deus Ex Machina vs. His Sexuality:
    Closeted for so long, and in a room full of nubile tough guys, Deus can no longer contain his desire for manflesh. He goes into a panic, begging to "roll" everybody at once, abandoning submmission attempts in favor of intricate disrobing maneuvers he's been perfecting for some time. The Victor? Deus's gayness.
    These are actually related. During Wastrel's drunken stupor, I decided to take advantage of the situation and taste the "forbidden fruit". Deflowered of his ass virginity (among other things), Wastrel curls up in a fetal position and rocks back and forth, weeping.

    By the way Wastrel, that "stomach pump" they put down your throat? Not a stomach pump.

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    Damn. Does this mean I'm ghey?

    "If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - for ever."
    Normally, I'd say I was grappling, but I was taking down and mounting people, and JFS has kindly informed us that takedowns and being mounted are neither grappling nor anti grappling, so I'm not sure what the **** I was doing. Maybe schroedinger's sparring, where it's neither grappling nor anti-grappling until somoene observes it and collapses the waveform, and then I RNC a cat to death.----fatherdog

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    Definitely gh3y.

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    Definitely gh3y.

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    Don't think about it too much soldier.

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