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    Fat Man Sits on Squirrel
    May 22nd, 2003 - 02:47

    A squirrel ate his way out of a fat man's body through the buttocks and then the rest after it was sat on in Southend. It is understood that Greg Puffer, 43, lowered himself into a deck chair to watch a comet and died of a fat man's heart attack, unaware that he had sat on a squirrel.

    The furry woodland creature later buried his nuts in the fat man's scrotum.

    Iain Forbes


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    I wonder what "style" the fat man trained or claimed to train in?

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    probably Sumo wrestling lol

    "Most likely to get hit by a meteor shower: Ballonknot" By PizDoff

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    Ouch! That explains the heart attack at 43!

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    Go away I'm talking to myself

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    I think he's mocking KungFoolss.

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    You got it right JKDC :-D

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    I would pick bag work over masturbating, fighting over sex, and KOing someone over having a orgasm!

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