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    A baby is like a 6lbs watermelon, so I guess that should answer the potatoe question. In fact, in South Park, episode 415, Kenny spent 6 hours inside Ms. Crabtree's uterus!!!


    South Park 4th graders, potatoes, champagne bottles, cucumbers, machine powered synthetic male organ substitutes, you name it, they have all gone where something else has gone before...

    ...except pineapples or cactii. I would be pretty shocked and horrified if someone has tried a pineapple or cactus. That would be just too hippie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by War Phalange
    It's a little known fact that the human ass is a potato magnet. The second you let go of those buggers they fly up your ass. That's why people started wearing pants.
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Macho

    ...except pineapples or cactii. I would be pretty shocked and horrified if someone has tried a pineapple or cactus. That would be just too hippie.
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    she could have just gone to the precinct which he works, that is the more likely chance of success too. If she was hot you know the desk seargent would be like this hottie came by and wanted to bang you.

    If not he would be like, Someone brought a lost dog by and they thought it was yours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Macho
    As you get laid more often, you will learn, young padawan, that the vagina is the stuff of wonders.
    He said sideways. I'm not sure how she got it sideways, is the thing. Potatoes are large when they're sideways.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sfe
    That reminds me of the story of a dude here in the Seattle area that died from a perforated colon after having sex with a horse.

    ouch

    You may want to consider writing your will and testament.
    I was going to say there was a queen who once died of this but apparently it's a myth. http://europeanhistory.about.com/od/...histmyths1.htm

    I really hope my ISP doesn't check my google queries as I'm sure "QUEEN SEX HORSE" could arouse some suspician.

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    I hate you.
    I'm not surprised. But seriously, don't hate the playa: hate the game!

    ...I'm now going to spend the next ten minutes trying to make sense of what I just said.

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