Thread: The Transverse Plane
7/15/2006 7:12pm, #11
Every thread started by bao on training eventually turns into a thread about his life.
BTW, bao, a couple of things:
Your girlfriend doesn't looks like she's a keeper... don't take your relationship too serious, and most of all don't get her pregnant.
And I've got something else to send you, will do when I come back home.
7/15/2006 7:20pm, #12
i could cook by the time i was ten years old. its called life skills, or is that something peoples parents dont teach anymore
along with "dont let your dick dictate your course of action"
7/15/2006 7:27pm, #13
I'm American. I don't have to do a lot of things you other people have to.
7/15/2006 7:31pm, #14
Since Alex is from RaySefoland, by 'cooking' he means 'killing some stuff and then roast it'.
7/15/2006 7:46pm, #15
then we bury it with some hot stones for 4 hours along with potatoes and kumara and pumpkin
You haven't eaten good food until youve eaten hangi.
7/16/2006 12:46am, #16
Originally Posted by War Phalange
- Join Date
- Sep 2004
- Alton, IL
Originally Posted by baofuhaibo
7/16/2006 1:07am, #17
you dont argue with her? ever?
**** man you guys must have one BORING relationship. and uh, what kind of cooking keeps you on your toes? do you fight the cow to death before you eat its steak?
and seriously man give up the insulting poster thing you can't pull it off. you just sound like even more of a try hard than you already did.
7/16/2006 2:06am, #18Originally Posted by baofuhaibo
7/16/2006 2:21am, #19Originally Posted by baofuhaibo
I like cooking. It keeps me on my toes. I like my girlfriend. I love her, we never get in arguements, and she puts out like a firehose, plus, in the past couple months I haven't had a job, I've been mooching off of her. When anything happens, her parents give us money. Have you gotten in arguements with your girlfriend? That's because you suck nuts and I rule your ass so hard it bleeds. Go ahead, and wish you were as badass as I am, because you'll never accomplish this dream.
You two aren't argueing because both of you are boring as hell and have nothing interesting to say to each other.
Bao: I'm going to do hyper inverted time explosive transverse woodchops!
Bao: Yeah! Hey. Save your $100 pay checks so we can buy a house, ok?
Girl: Ok. Let me spread my legs first.
Bao: Yeah! Hot damn, I wish you were real!
EDIT: The fact that you are going through all of these problems and she's not bitching means that she's a tool or you're in denial. My guess is you're the tool and she's in denial, actually.
She's 17? Why in the hell do you want to be with her? People that are 17 are generally too stupid to be in love. No, you're no exception. Trust me...
The sex is a good perk, but it's not worth fucking up your life over. Give her paychecks back to her, say "I'm sorry Ms. Kitty, but I need to get my **** together." and get your **** together. Once you do, if she's still interested, get back together. At least then you won't be co-dependant. Love is when two people want to be together, not when they have to be together.
Last edited by Poop Loops; 7/16/2006 2:25am at .
7/16/2006 8:39am, #20
Mmmm... are you saying that love will tear us apart... again?