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  1. Lights Out is offline

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    Every thread started by bao on training eventually turns into a thread about his life.

    BTW, bao, a couple of things:

    Your girlfriend doesn't looks like she's a keeper... don't take your relationship too serious, and most of all don't get her pregnant.

    And I've got something else to send you, will do when I come back home.
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    i could cook by the time i was ten years old. its called life skills, or is that something peoples parents dont teach anymore

    along with "dont let your dick dictate your course of action"
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    I'm American. I don't have to do a lot of things you other people have to.
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    Since Alex is from RaySefoland, by 'cooking' he means 'killing some stuff and then roast it'.
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    then we bury it with some hot stones for 4 hours along with potatoes and kumara and pumpkin

    You haven't eaten good food until youve eaten hangi.
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    Quote Originally Posted by War Phalange
    Thank you. I said this many moons ago and all I got was "but the bergina!"

    Seriously. I'm trying to learn how to cook, because it's a necessary skill. If she can't cook, you can't really live with her. You're going to be like her mother. Packing her lunches for her and making her dinner, and her whining "aww... not this again!"

    Then like you said she loves expensive stuff. Why doesn't she buy it herself then?
    Hey you cum-guzzling ****-cock, weren't you listening? I said,

    Quote Originally Posted by baofuhaibo
    she saves all her paycheck she doesn't spend to help me save for a house
    I like cooking. It keeps me on my toes. I like my girlfriend. I love her, we never get in arguements, and she puts out like a firehose, plus, in the past couple months I haven't had a job, I've been mooching off of her. When anything happens, her parents give us money. Have you gotten in arguements with your girlfriend? That's because you suck nuts and I rule your ass so hard it bleeds. Go ahead, and wish you were as badass as I am, because you'll never accomplish this dream.
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    you dont argue with her? ever?

    **** man you guys must have one BORING relationship. and uh, what kind of cooking keeps you on your toes? do you fight the cow to death before you eat its steak?

    and seriously man give up the insulting poster thing you can't pull it off. you just sound like even more of a try hard than you already did.
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    Quote Originally Posted by baofuhaibo
    Oh, and Mega Jesus San, I just went to an interview today about a packer postition at Capri Sun, bottom of the line, better than nothing. Got the job. Graveyard shift, 10 pm to 6 am.
    My Capri Suns better not start tasting like ass, wage slave.
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    Quote Originally Posted by baofuhaibo
    Hey you cum-guzzling ****-cock, weren't you listening? I said,
    No, sorry. I don't listen over the internet.

    I like cooking. It keeps me on my toes. I like my girlfriend. I love her, we never get in arguements, and she puts out like a firehose, plus, in the past couple months I haven't had a job, I've been mooching off of her. When anything happens, her parents give us money. Have you gotten in arguements with your girlfriend? That's because you suck nuts and I rule your ass so hard it bleeds. Go ahead, and wish you were as badass as I am, because you'll never accomplish this dream.
    Gah, another dumbass. Just like that other guy. You're supposed to cook on your heels, otherwise you'll get shin splints or worse.

    You two aren't argueing because both of you are boring as hell and have nothing interesting to say to each other.

    Bao: I'm going to do hyper inverted time explosive transverse woodchops!
    Girl: Ok.
    Bao: Yeah! Hey. Save your $100 pay checks so we can buy a house, ok?
    Girl: Ok. Let me spread my legs first.
    Bao: Yeah! Hot damn, I wish you were real!

    EDIT: The fact that you are going through all of these problems and she's not bitching means that she's a tool or you're in denial. My guess is you're the tool and she's in denial, actually.

    She's 17? Why in the hell do you want to be with her? People that are 17 are generally too stupid to be in love. No, you're no exception. Trust me...

    The sex is a good perk, but it's not worth fucking up your life over. Give her paychecks back to her, say "I'm sorry Ms. Kitty, but I need to get my **** together." and get your **** together. Once you do, if she's still interested, get back together. At least then you won't be co-dependant. Love is when two people want to be together, not when they have to be together.
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    Mmmm... are you saying that love will tear us apart... again?
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