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    Rule One: Never attack a little old man who is smiling
    "This won't hurt me a bit..." - My training partner.:new_astha

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    My first Judo class resulted in a raping of epic proportions. But that was more to do with the fact that I'm rubbish.

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    Your insight never fails to amaze me, Hannibal. I look to your threads to be reminded of the things I sometimes take for granted. This one for instance makes me happy that I have a working brain.
    Straight punches make you go blind. More damage is done to a criminals nervous system when they are struck. Strikes that make you stronger. All this and more systema douchebaggery:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eak-m2iwI7Q

    NEW BONUS REEL, feat RobG at it again! lol:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJDnMDJVWmQ

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannibal
    No I have not been sexually assulted.

    But I have been shocked alright.

    Typical Judo class, everyone is about to get on the mat and begin warming up before stretching and training. I notice a new guy who just transferred to us from another Judo club. Didn't think much of him except for the fact that he is a blackbelt.

    We did warm ups, stetching and breakfall practice aswell as cartweels, **** like that.

    Then we did Ichukomi (sp?). Holy ****, this guy knows what he is doing alright.
    Time for randori. He smashed me six different ways to Sunday. I couldn't get a throw on him. No way.

    I went in for Ippon Seio nage (shoulder throw) he clinches m waist and suplexes me into the mat. I go in for an uchi-mata he quickly grabs my leg and waist, lifts and body slams me down hard. I was amazed. Not only by his strength but by his speed.

    Now this guy was not young. Like I said he was a blackbelt. But he has been doing Judo for over 20 years. He is in his mid fifties, grey hair and slightly chubby. He works as a concretor too so has a very strong grip which is just about impossible to break.


    HOLY CRAP!
    **** AND ****!
    A BLACK BELT WAS GOOD AT THE MARTIAL ART THEY PRACTITION!

    Were ALL fucked now.

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    I'm old, and some tool made fun of my gut in BJJ- "he's a TKD balck bellt? Look at this gut". So I crushed him. Not very enlightened, but he was soome ex CMA guy, so he deserved it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by new2bjj
    I'm old, and some tool made fun of my gut in BJJ- "he's a TKD balck bellt? Look at this gut". So I crushed him. Not very enlightened, but he was soome ex CMA guy, so he deserved it.
    The guy who owns the school I go to has a bit of a pot belly and looks very
    "I could take that asshole"

    But I would rather fight an oncoming bullet than this man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannibal
    No I have not been sexually assulted.

    But I have been shocked alright.

    Typical Judo class, everyone is about to get on the mat and begin warming up before stretching and training. I notice a new guy who just transferred to us from another Judo club. Didn't think much of him except for the fact that he is a blackbelt.

    We did warm ups, stetching and breakfall practice aswell as cartweels, **** like that.

    Then we did Ichukomi (sp?). Holy ****, this guy knows what he is doing alright.
    Time for randori. He smashed me six different ways to Sunday. I couldn't get a throw on him. No way.

    I went in for Ippon Seio nage (shoulder throw) he clinches m waist and suplexes me into the mat. I go in for an uchi-mata he quickly grabs my leg and waist, lifts and body slams me down hard. I was amazed. Not only by his strength but by his speed.

    Now this guy was not young. Like I said he was a blackbelt. But he has been doing Judo for over 20 years. He is in his mid fifties, grey hair and slightly chubby. He works as a concretor too so has a very strong grip which is just about impossible to break.

    What I learned tonight. Just becasue someone looks a bit out of shape and old, don't think they can't fight. Never. I did and I paid the price for it.
    Getting owned is something you should be used to by now.

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    lol yet again more Judo !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Binary
    HOLY CRAP!
    **** AND ****!
    A BLACK BELT WAS GOOD AT THE MARTIAL ART THEY PRACTITION!

    Were ALL fucked now.
    I think it's about fucking time . I really get sick of being able to tool blackbelts , it's a damn travesty that I have gotten away with it thus far .
    Quote Originally Posted by ghost55 View Post
    Violence is pretty uncommon in clubs in this area, and the dude didn't seem particularly hostile up until the moment he slapped me.
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
    BILL HICKS,
    1961-1994

    Quote Originally Posted by WFMurphyPhD View Post
    Slamming the man in the bottom position from time to time keeps everybody on their toes and discourages butt scooting stupidity.

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    I mean come on here.

    I don't post a new thread every time my Jiu-Jitsu instructor kicks my ass.

    Why?

    Because he's the FUCKING INSTRUCTOR, and that's what fucking SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN.

    I mean alert the damn media while you are at it.

    I also have some startling news, that you Hannibal may find both revolutionary and disturbing in its nature, as it has never before been revealed to man.
    I ate a barbequed pork sandwich for lunch today:
    As it turns out, barbequed pork, is delicious!

    If someone has been doing it for 20 years, and you expect them NOT to kick your ass at it. Then you have some serious ego problems.

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    Dude, you gotta EARN those huge pink letters under your name. And we've just been reminded of what kind of skill that honor requires.

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