Im sup3r pissed. Sensei made me do 200 pushups cuz i went to pick up his lunch from Jack in the Box and he didn't want Mayo, and they put mayo on it anywayz. I'm quitting and im starting my own Ninja sect. I'm tired of washing his clothes and clipping his nails for him. He hasn't taught me any of the secret moves from the Super Shinobi scrolls like he promised. Plus i found out he was porking my girlfriend. NOT c00l. My skillz are getting too good for his dojo anyway. I'm taking my students and starting a new dojo in this old abandoned Radio Shack behind Wal-Mart. It's cool because i don't have to drive there anymore to pick up tampons for my mom. I can just walk over after class is finished. I'm gonna use a new belt rank system too. Check it out, diary.
9th kyu - White Belt
8th kyu - Yellow Belt
7th kyu - Green Belt
6th Kyu - Camouflage Belt
5th Kyu - Red Belt
4th Kyu - Baby Blue Belt
3rd Kyu - Brown Belt
2nd Kyu - Brown Belt, red stripe
1st Kyu - BRown Belt, Blue Stripe
1st Degree - Black Belt, one stripe
2nd degree - Black belt, two stripes
3rd Degree - Black Belt, 3 stripes
4th Degree - Black Belt, 4 stripes
5th Degree - Black Belt, gold star
6th Degree - Black belt, two gold stars
7th Degree - Black Belt, 3 golds stars
8th Degree - Black Belt, 4 gold stars
9th Degree - Black Belt, 5 Gold Stars
10th Degree - Black Belt, Red Stripe
11th Degree - Black Belt, Blue Stripe
12th Degree - Black Belt, Silver Stripe
13th Degree - Black Belt, Gold STripe
14th Degree - Black Belt, "Ninja" embroidered
15th Degree - Black Belt, "Super Ninja" embroidered
16th Degree - Black Belt, "Master Ninja" embroidered
17th Degree - Black Belt, "Grandmaster Ninja" embroidered
18th Degree - Black Belt, "Musashi Ninja" embroidered
19th Degree - Black Belt, "Astral Ninja" Embroidered
20th Degree - Grandmaster, Blackbelt, HIM Logo Embroidered
Pretty sweet, huh Diary?
Im taking on the title of O' Dai Shihan 20th Degree, and only the grandmaster can wear a camouflage Ninja Gi. I'm super stoked. I don't even need to work, all i have to do is teach class all day, every day. I've been working very heavily on my advanced skills, and i could have sworn i saw a little bit of smoke the other day when i was trying to start a fire with my chi, so im getting up there real close to Grandmaster Ninja skill level. I've gotten real good at sneaking too. I sneak up on Jamie and her boyfriend all the time and i've filmed them a bunch of times. I started a website to sell the footage, so that's gonna help pay for my dojo.
D1abl0 is gonna be my assistant instructor, since he's crashing at my house after his dad caught him huffing shoe polish and kicked him out. I can't wait until i turn 18...im just gonna live at my dojo.
Well im gonna go to bed. I gotta ride over to my new dojo in the morning and start setting up all the stuff for class. Later Diary.
Please keep up the good work
Horly Crap. This is some good **** man...
started huffing shoe polish?
It really is the details.
"HIM logo enbroidered."
Oh and I know I'll get it for not knowing this, what does "HIM" stand for?
Its a modern rock group that caters to the young and suicidal at heart
I have to throw in my LOL for the HIM logo too. Good stuff.
Fucking priceless man, more, more, more......
I was forced to listen to HIM while recently driving to Mississippi...listening to the lyrics I thought it was a Christian Metal Band....HIM being god or something.
Ahh... gotcha... didn't think about that picture a few pages back, thanks