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  1. Shinkengata is offline

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    Posted On:
    7/12/2006 3:52am


     Style: BJJ,MT,Wrestling,Boxing

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    Day 156

    Dear Diary,

    Im sup3r pissed. Sensei made me do 200 pushups cuz i went to pick up his lunch from Jack in the Box and he didn't want Mayo, and they put mayo on it anywayz. I'm quitting and im starting my own Ninja sect. I'm tired of washing his clothes and clipping his nails for him. He hasn't taught me any of the secret moves from the Super Shinobi scrolls like he promised. Plus i found out he was porking my girlfriend. NOT c00l. My skillz are getting too good for his dojo anyway. I'm taking my students and starting a new dojo in this old abandoned Radio Shack behind Wal-Mart. It's cool because i don't have to drive there anymore to pick up tampons for my mom. I can just walk over after class is finished. I'm gonna use a new belt rank system too. Check it out, diary.


    9th kyu - White Belt
    8th kyu - Yellow Belt
    7th kyu - Green Belt
    6th Kyu - Camouflage Belt
    5th Kyu - Red Belt
    4th Kyu - Baby Blue Belt
    3rd Kyu - Brown Belt
    2nd Kyu - Brown Belt, red stripe
    1st Kyu - BRown Belt, Blue Stripe
    1st Degree - Black Belt, one stripe
    2nd degree - Black belt, two stripes
    3rd Degree - Black Belt, 3 stripes
    4th Degree - Black Belt, 4 stripes
    5th Degree - Black Belt, gold star
    6th Degree - Black belt, two gold stars
    7th Degree - Black Belt, 3 golds stars
    8th Degree - Black Belt, 4 gold stars
    9th Degree - Black Belt, 5 Gold Stars
    10th Degree - Black Belt, Red Stripe
    11th Degree - Black Belt, Blue Stripe
    12th Degree - Black Belt, Silver Stripe
    13th Degree - Black Belt, Gold STripe
    14th Degree - Black Belt, "Ninja" embroidered
    15th Degree - Black Belt, "Super Ninja" embroidered
    16th Degree - Black Belt, "Master Ninja" embroidered
    17th Degree - Black Belt, "Grandmaster Ninja" embroidered
    18th Degree - Black Belt, "Musashi Ninja" embroidered
    19th Degree - Black Belt, "Astral Ninja" Embroidered
    20th Degree - Grandmaster, Blackbelt, HIM Logo Embroidered


    Pretty sweet, huh Diary?

    Im taking on the title of O' Dai Shihan 20th Degree, and only the grandmaster can wear a camouflage Ninja Gi. I'm super stoked. I don't even need to work, all i have to do is teach class all day, every day. I've been working very heavily on my advanced skills, and i could have sworn i saw a little bit of smoke the other day when i was trying to start a fire with my chi, so im getting up there real close to Grandmaster Ninja skill level. I've gotten real good at sneaking too. I sneak up on Jamie and her boyfriend all the time and i've filmed them a bunch of times. I started a website to sell the footage, so that's gonna help pay for my dojo.
    D1abl0 is gonna be my assistant instructor, since he's crashing at my house after his dad caught him huffing shoe polish and kicked him out. I can't wait until i turn 18...im just gonna live at my dojo.

    Well im gonna go to bed. I gotta ride over to my new dojo in the morning and start setting up all the stuff for class. Later Diary.
  2. MrMcFu is offline

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    Posted On:
    7/12/2006 4:16am

    supporting member
     Style: BJJ

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    Please keep up the good work
  3. Shard is offline

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    Posted On:
    7/12/2006 5:41am


     Style: I know Kung Fu

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    Horly Crap. This is some good **** man...
  4. mrblackmagic is offline
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    Posted On:
    7/12/2006 7:09am

    Join us... or die
     Style: yang taichi

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    started huffing shoe polish?

    It really is the details.
    Sumus extra manum tuam.
  5. Backdraft is offline

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    Posted On:
    7/12/2006 9:21am


     Style: Shootfighting

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    "HIM logo enbroidered."

    Fucking hilarious.
  6. ryu06 is offline

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    Posted On:
    7/12/2006 10:57am

    Bullshido Newbie
     Style: KFM, BJJ, Mantis KF, TKD

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    Very entertaining.

    Oh and I know I'll get it for not knowing this, what does "HIM" stand for?
  7. kung_fu_zombie is offline

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    Posted On:
    7/12/2006 11:02am


     Style: -- Isshinryu --

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    Its a modern rock group that caters to the young and suicidal at heart
  8. Airman Kai is offline
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    AK: Giving new meaning to the word "Unfair."

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    Posted On:
    7/12/2006 11:17am


     Style: Out-Of-Shape MMA

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    I have to throw in my LOL for the HIM logo too. Good stuff.
  9. GoldenJonas is offline

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    Posted On:
    7/12/2006 11:22am

    Join us... or die
     Style: BJJ

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    Fucking priceless man, more, more, more......

    I was forced to listen to HIM while recently driving to Mississippi...listening to the lyrics I thought it was a Christian Metal Band....HIM being god or something.
  10. ryu06 is offline

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    Posted On:
    7/12/2006 11:23am

    Bullshido Newbie
     Style: KFM, BJJ, Mantis KF, TKD

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    Ahh... gotcha... didn't think about that picture a few pages back, thanks
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