Article: Diary of a Teen Ninja
7/11/2006 5:14pm, #51
- Join Date
- Sep 2004
- Nor Cal
My eye is feeling better, but i plan on keeping the patch on, because it makes me look like a complete hardass. I'm thinking about getting my older cousin, MoonStar, to put me some sweet henna tattoos on my arms and chest. She wove some hemp sandles for me before i went to bandcamp in 7th grade that were h3lla comfy. I asked Sensei today about his teacher from Japan, and he told me i wasn't worthy enough to ask him about his teacher yet. I guess im gonna have to just work harder and be more Ninja-like if im going to get the chance to talk to him about it. My girlfriend dumped me because she just couldn't handle my Ninjaness. She claims it was because i was "a delusional dipshit" but my training makes me a human lie detector, so i know its because im just a little too intense for her. No matter. A$$a$$in$ are meant to be alone anyway.
My dad sat me down today and said he was concerned about my involvement in Ninjitsu. I called him a "baka yaro" and went into my room and closed the door. Hehe....these pathetic hicks are so stupid they don't know what im saying when i cuss them out in Japanese. D1abl0 still feels bad about hitting me in the eye with the firecracker, or so he says. Personally i think he's just trying to get his belt back, cuz i stripped him of rank for being a total tool and poking my eye out.
I've just started wearing nothing but my gi pants, tabi, and a black T-shirt every day instead of normal clothing. That's right, being a Ninja is a full-time job. Plus if the sh1t ever hits the fan wherever i am, i can spring into action with the quickness.
Well, i have a class to teach. I'm gonna be teaching flying dragon kicks to the blue belts today. Its a mucho kick-ass move. Sensei says the Ninjas used it to knock holes in castle walls when they were invading an enemy Daimyo. Anyway, i'll write more later, Diary.
PS Sorry for spilling Pepsi on you today.
7/11/2006 5:20pm, #52
Your stories are like crack in electronic, worded form. Give me more, sexual favors CAN be exchanged."Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats." H.L. Mencken
7/11/2006 5:51pm, #53
I want to punch your ninja kid so bad...
you must spread more repuatation before giving it to Shinkengata...
7/11/2006 7:25pm, #54
- Join Date
- Jun 2006
- Umeň, Sweden/ Paris, France
This is really funny, but something major needs to happen before it becomes stale.
That said, great job!
7/11/2006 8:10pm, #55
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- Apr 2006
- Cleveland Tn.
7/12/2006 12:05am, #56Originally Posted by Backdraft"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats." H.L. Mencken
7/12/2006 12:08am, #57Originally Posted by Shinkengata
7/12/2006 12:38am, #58
All you haters need to calm the **** down. Don't pressure the man. Don't do anything to **** this up.
No...wait...scratch that diary....it was a fucking spider. OMGZ!!!
(short burst of unintelligble scribble)I like to wear my tabi to work because they grip the greasy kitchen floor real well.They couldn't have arrested us anyway. All we had to do was throw down our smoke bombs and teleport back to our van in the parking lot. When will these mortals learn that they can't take us?I'm much too complicated for this world. I plan on reaching such a level of enlightenment that i can just hang out on the astral plane all day.Well, actually it cost ME about $130 but sensei said he would pay me back when his disability check comes in.Originally Posted by Shinkengata
7/12/2006 2:09am, #59
They're like little nuggets of joy!"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats." H.L. Mencken
7/12/2006 2:13am, #60
Gotta agree with JNP. Let the artist work his magic.