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  1. Fearless Ukemi is offline
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I was hoping for him to wise up too, but if losing to a white belt won't do it nothing will.

    Besides, now I'd kinda rather read about someone shoving those shurikens down his throat.
  2. Plasma is online now
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    The greatest of this thread will never be matched. Next Chapter! Next Chapter!
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     Style: Wrestling, Sub Grappling

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinkengata
    I didn't feel him guiding me and i yelled out "Musashi!!!".
    Dude, you're killing me.
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    I read this thread with equal parts horror and humor. Horror because I know some of this comes from actual experiences of the author and others. Humor because it's just forkin' hilarious! No hollywood schlockmeister could ever come up with anything like this, because none of them would ever believe anything like this could actually happen. Keep it comin', dude. You Rock!!!
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     Style: BJJ,MT,Wrestling,Boxing

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    Day 185

    Dear Diary,


    My arm is feeling much better now. Those BJJ assholes aren't bothering us anymore, so that's good. I was about to lay the bigtime smackdown on their asses if they kept fucking with us. I wrote Ville Vallo and asked him to write a song about us. I even enclosed a picture of my belt with HIM's logo embroidered on it. I also asked if he needed a team of Ninjas as bodyguards. I haven't heard back from him yet. It would be totally sw33t if we could be bodyguards for HIM. We'd all just set up a big chi-shield around the stage so nobody could get through.

    I taught some pretty sweet stuff today. I taught a counter to a punch where you block the punch, then wrap ur arm around it and lock theirs out, then break it, hit them in the chest and then the throat, then turn them over and step on their head. It's a badass combo. We had point-sparring practice too. That went well. We put on pads and all took turns. Of course i won, being the Grandmaster and all. I didn't spar D1abl0, cuz he's a black belt and two black belts should never spar. I kicked some major kyu ass though.

    Sensei and i have reached a truce, and he is letting me keep my school, and he will keep his, so we are Danzig Ryu Ninjitsu, and he is Motley Ryu Ninjitsu. It's really cool, becuz we have each other's backs. Speaking of backs, Sensei's is feeling better. He had surgery on it and can move around much better now. I'm going to be getting inducted into the World Sokeship Council pretty soon, so im stoked about that too.

    Anyway, im gonna go to bed. All that sparring makes a Ninja tired. Later, Diary.
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    You have pleased me. Here's a cookie.

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    Good job. You make my writing skills pale in comparison.

    Not that I have any writing skill or anything but whatever.
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    Awesome. Prime material for the humour section.

    If you want some more ninja comedy, check this out.
    http://www.ninjamagic.tk/
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinkengata
    I'm going to be getting inducted into the World Sokeship Council pretty soon, so im stoked about that too.
    Wow, only 185 days and already getting inducted into a sokeship council. Amazing stuff. I think the only reason I'm coming to work is to read this.
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    Posted On:
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     Style: Rehab

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    "I'll be like Magneto...except with rocks."

    funniest

    ****

    ever.

    I am forever in your debt.
    I will name my firstborn after you.

    your a bloody legend!
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