Tonz, I do appreciate your efforts to support my bid for post #1000...and to derail this thread! I can't help but notice how the systema crew has been quiet on this one...hey, don't quiet down now, guys...Ignorance and lack of anything useful to contribute has never kept ME from posting!
My third leg is like wood, but it only lasts for more than four hours when I take viagra, and I always call my doctor about that. Hell, I call everybody about that. "Rabbi Schwartz, you'll never believe this, but..."
Of course, the athletic protector puts a cramp in the third leg, quite literally.
Speaking of thread derailment, did you notice that you're bringing up something about wing chun dummies from the FIRST PAGE of this thread! I bow to your necromantic thread powers, sirrah!
How dare you accuse me of such faggotry.
I did train on a Wing Tsun wooden dummy, so I happen to know something about the mechanics of the training on it. Do you have such experience?
That should get this thread nicely back on track. There's some systema grappling in that one (lol) They do some drill where they all get into the centre of the gym and start rolling. No, I don't mean "rolling" as in bjj sparring, I mean literally rolling over each in some sort of dry-humping orgy. If that's not hilarious enough, Wacko Rybako wont fail to disappoint as he delivers his trademark slapstick tomfoolery by the bucketload. Just think those idiots flew all the way to Moscow to do that. Hahah.
I forgot to add he does knife disarms with a sex whip at the end.
Kiai Killer, is that on Google videos anywhere? I can't access youtube...
I'll convert the video and upload it later; don't worry, I've already saved it to my HD so they can't pull it down like the camo face paint one. This one's hilarious - It's got a bit where a guy strikes another in the back with a deadly single finger strike and Whacko Rybako actually rolls over a guy (!) then there's a bit where they are all in a bath together!! He does lots of no-touch stuff too. I guess he saved most of the touching for the sensual candle-lit bath scene, lols.
Umm, yeah...the bathroom is ALWAYS one of mu 'no-touch zones' for men. Especially fat men.
that's some funny **** right there! how do this Ryabko dude and his cronies cart the rubles to the bank after a planeload of those D&D players leaves? they must be pissing themselves with laughter.
Originally Posted by kiai_killer
Alright, I'm at home and was able to watch the video clip. Let's just assume we'll have the usual exchange about it "only being a video a clip" out of the way so no one has to retype or reread them...
#1 - I still can't get over the man-boobs.
#2 - You have a drill where you try to climb over a bench while your hands are tied behind your back??? (about 1:40)
#3 - Does anyone know what's going on with the groundwork? Laying on someone like a beached whale is kinda silly, right, or did I miss a grappling class?
#4 - Over compliant attackers. Lots of them.
#5 - Okay, I'm back on the man-boobs. Holy ****, they're HUGE!
#6 - And the sex whip is the clincher. Dude, you had me at man-boobs, but then you had to up the ante. You, me, and that hot tub, baby...awww, yeah.
It was the clincher for me too.. I've previously had the thought that a lot of the systema drills and practices are sadomasochistic in nature and the video confirms this for me. I suspect however that this sort of training is useful for systema students as knife vs. whip is likely to be a common scenario for them to face... they probably all have similar whips at home, complete with feathers, lol.
Originally Posted by OnceLost
It's funny that the systemites placed this footage in the public domain in order to attract new devotees or perhaps look "cool" but appear to have hoisted themselves by their own petard. I'm eagerly anticipating the systemites response to this extraordinary footage.
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