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    i dont know, ninjitsu has its uses. for castle entry techniques and general all-round assassination of feudal lords, its pretty hard to beat.

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    "Are you,,, ninja?"

    You should have played along. Spun some **** about being a 12th dan shinobi warrior sent to test the lad by sending him on some secret mission.

    Then send him off to do something stupid, embarrasing yet funny

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    Geeky, pasty kid... stories of using bokken against geese, magic cards, fear and astonishment, "are you ninja".............. I'm throwing the big fucking BS flag on this one. Sorry. Funny story, but full of holes. Not even Toshindo-ers call themselves "ninja". Good try though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by colonelpong
    "Are you,,, ninja?"

    You should have played along. Spun some **** about being a 12th dan shinobi warrior sent to test the lad by sending him on some secret mission.

    Then send him off to do something stupid, embarrasing yet funny
    I'm saving that for next time. You can't throw a frog in boiling water. You have to like... ****. Bite it's head off or something? Oh, maybe turn the heat up slowly?

    Anyway. Siph, magic card guy =/= "To Shin Do" kid. The ninja used his special powers to leave when Nerd opened his mouth about Magic cards. At that point I knew his ninja powers were "r3a1", since we were still sitting there captive. And yes, this did just happen and I didn't make any of that up. If you don't believe me I'll use the above advice from colonelpong and you'll end up with a ninja in your living-room.

    Which reminds me of a good movie: A Ninja Pays Half my Rent

    Dagon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Feryk
    Where's the part where you challenge him to a _ing _un vs. Ninja Throwdown?

    Dammit!
    MD Decemeber Throwdown, been there done that. Ninja by RNC.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siphus
    Geeky, pasty kid... stories of using bokken against geese, magic cards, fear and astonishment, "are you ninja".............. I'm throwing the big fucking BS flag on this one. Sorry. Funny story, but full of holes. Not even Toshindo-ers call themselves "ninja". Good try though.

    :bsflag:

    Wanna bet. There as a ToShinDo guy on Bullshido not too long ago who had "Ninjitsu" in his style field. When I pressed I found it was one of Hayes Centers and had him change it to To Shin Do.

    You didn't answer my question in the other thread. How is Rob doing? Is he Having you guys sparring in class? How often you making it up to Maryland for training.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GuiltySpark
    After seeing batman begins i'd try ninjitsu.
    That wasn't ninjitsu. It was a hybrid system with slices of several martial arts put together (I recognized moves from Kali and Judo, so I imagine there are several others in there) called the Keysi Fighting method.
    "Keep a sharp knife, shiny boots and be on time."

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    And, great scott, Liam Neeson is not actually a ninja master.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Backdraft
    And, great scott, Liam Neeson is not actually a ninja master.
    Nope. He's a Jedi masquerading as a ninja master.
    Quote Originally Posted by pauli
    i was once told that "do" means wrecking people's **** for your own philosophical betterment.

    Quote Originally Posted by melvin_peebles
    I could be mistaking dumbness for delusion. I'll have to go dig out my DSM IV. It's great to have stumbled upon this site. The rich fauna and flora of mental dysfunction that exists in the martial arts is amazing. It's like the Galapagos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Feryk
    Nope. He's a Jedi masquerading as a ninja master.
    And not even a terribly talented Jedi.
    "Keep a sharp knife, shiny boots and be on time."

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