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  1. UpaLumpa is offline
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    Attention kung fu, korean ma, japanese ma and ninja aplogists

    Inspired by:
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=36065

    Guess what: no I don't give a **** that you're trying to "clean up" your style and that you train "right". No I won't stop trolling you. No I won't stop advocating bjj and mma whenever you open your fucking mouth.

    Why? Because you blew your fucking chance.

    Do I give a **** that you're trying to encourage other people in your styles to adopt aliveness (though I doubt you even know what it means)?
    No I don't.

    Why? Because you blew your fucking chance.

    Do I give a **** that you try and encourage your students to learn to grapple (which to most of you seems to mean you teach them to crapple)?
    No I don't.

    Why? Because you blew your fucking chance.




    BJJ came onto the american martial arts scene a little more than ten years ago. Modern MMA somewhat more recently. What did you do before then and since?

    You allowed charlatans to persude people that athletic fitness wasn't a component of self defense and fighting.

    You allowed charlatans to persude people that mythic figures had superpowers and that if they trained hard enough (i.e. paid enough) they too could have superpowers.

    You allowed charlatans to persude people that taking 10 years to become proficient (i.e. barely able to walk and talk at the same time) was a reasonable requirement.

    You allowed charlatans to persude people that high kicks were for kicking people off of horses.

    You allowed charlatans to persude people that down round kicks (yes I'm talking to you hapkido) were for breaking the legs of horses.

    You allowed charlatans to persude people that a morbidly obese women could defeat a trained, competitive boxer in a "real" fight.

    You allowed charlatans to persude people that ancient tiny asian men could defeat any modern fighter.

    You allowed charlatans to persude people that resistance during training and sparring were bad things as opposed to essential.

    etc.etc.etc.


    So shut the **** up about how you, as a practicioner of some crap art, don't get respect even though you're trying so hard to fix things.
    You blew your fucking chance.
  2. Gezere is offline
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    Exactly what are you trying to say?
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  3. UpaLumpa is offline
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    Posted On:
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    I probably should have outlined that.
  4. It is Fake is offline
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    Posted On:
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    You are missing the letter "A" in your rant.
  5. UpaLumpa is offline
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    Posted On:
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    You do Kung fu.
    Toss my salad.
  6. Gezere is offline
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    I think Upa needs a hug.
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    Didn't anyone ever tell him a fat man could never be a ninja
    -Gene, GODHAND

    You can't practice Judo just to win a Judo Match! You practice so that no matter what happens, you can win using Judo!
    The key to fighting two men at once is to be much tougher than both of them.
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  7. It is Fake is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by UpaLumpa
    You do Kung fu.
    Yep.
    Quote Originally Posted by UpaLumpa
    Toss my salad.
    Oh **** I thought it was called BJJ.
  8. Ke?poFist is offline
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    Posted On:
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    *looks around* No Kempo references?

    Whew! That was a close one.
  9. UpaLumpa is offline
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    How about bullshit hybrid mix of crap?
  10. CanucKyokushin is offline

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    Whew!He's only talking about Enshin and Daido Juko.

    **Leaves the room**
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